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connoisseurs said:
Fake or not - here they come...
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To confirm, the Bible quotes are all (pretty well) authentic - though it's worth noting that Ecclesiastes 9:10 reads in full (RSV), 'Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with your might; for there is no work or thought or knowledge or wisdom in Sheol, to which you are going.' So, you have been warned :eek:
 
Eulalia said:
To confirm, the Bible quotes are all (pretty well) authentic - though it's worth noting that Ecclesiastes 9:10 reads in full (RSV), 'Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with your might; for there is no work or thought or knowledge or wisdom in Sheol, to which you are going.' So, you have been warned :eek:
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“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!” - The Merchant of Venice

Women and Tools. An impossible match
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That's why you never hear about female guards nailing the condemned to the cross - they might break a nail!:meparto:
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
Women and Tools. An impossible match
That's why you never hear about female guards nailing the condemned to the cross - they might break a nail!:meparto:
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UK's world-beating do-it-yourself Covid testing kit :p
 
100 years old

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to
communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started
leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started
leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a
pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew, "They won't let me fart."
 
Another example of why the British cannot be trusted with their own language:
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Young Cricketer. "Yes, I cocked one off the splice in the gully and the blighter gathered it."
Father. "Yes, but how did you get out? Were you caught, stumped or bowled, or what?"
Cartoon from Punch, 21 July 1920.
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
Another example of why the British cannot be trusted with their own language:
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Young Cricketer. "Yes, I cocked one off the splice in the gully and the blighter gathered it."
Father. "Yes, but how did you get out? Were you caught, stumped or bowled, or what?"
Cartoon from Punch, 21 July 1920.
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A rich and eloquent terminology for a game as much cerebral as physical.
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
Another example of why the British cannot be trusted with their own language:
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Young Cricketer. "Yes, I cocked one off the splice in the gully and the blighter gathered it."
Father. "Yes, but how did you get out? Were you caught, stumped or bowled, or what?"
Cartoon from Punch, 21 July 1920.
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I am sorry, but for this continental, this is talk from another galaxy to me.:abduct:
 
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