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Now This Just Isn't Funny

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Makes sense
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Irony
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Self contradictory
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One for Rias
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A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl
about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man,
gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he
also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent
you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
 
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl
about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man,
gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he
also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent
you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
How about this sequel?

"But that does not make sense. " says the confused biker. "When we kissed I could feel your boobs and your crotch was pressed hard into mine, I felt no cock or balls, I could swear you felt like a real girl."
"That's because am a real girl my parents were desperate for a son so I always had to dress like one."
"Sling yourself across my bike, we can both live some great times now!"
 
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