bellesouth
Magistrate
Can you play dirty records on a pornograph?
Yes, but not too lewdly.
Yes, but not too lewdly.
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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bellesouth
Magistrate
And there was the sultan who arrived home early causing his wife to let out a terrified sheik.
connoisseurs
Senator
If she continues to whistle the song of the dwarves in Snow White I swear that I smash her ass and pussy with the pickaxe ..
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick
to get rich quick.
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick
to get rich quick.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Football (American) humor. The "tight end" reminds of @Barbaria1
Which reminds me to be on guard to avoid a tackle and be thrown on my fullback.
connoisseurs
Senator
To make do and mend
twonines
LIMERICUS
Now, there`s a girl who is both confident and clever!
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
Especially in her hygiene!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
The gals here need to see this
So long ago
I find
this sexist as only targeting the males in the family
Brain Accuity Test (circle added in case you are a little slow)
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So long ago
I find
this sexist as only targeting the males in the familyBrain Accuity Test (circle added in case you are a little slow)
.
connoisseurs
Senator
Wow! Barb! Already gone down 1500 feet and nothing bad has happened!
Shutup, Conno, and keep your arms straight out!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Relax! Nothing bad will happen above zero feet above the ground!
connoisseurs
Senator
At least you stopped complaining about those ugly jump boots you had to wear.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
This isolation had dragged on forever. At least I've kept in good shape
Religious Freedom vs State Power
Stay at home shits!
It's been a fun year
On the positive side - if I weren't locked down, I would probably have another three months of Singapore to write!
Religious Freedom vs State Power
Stay at home shits!
It's been a fun year
On the positive side - if I weren't locked down, I would probably have another three months of Singapore to write!
connoisseurs
Senator
This isolation had dragged on forever. At least I've kept in good shape
D
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cruxlover
Tribune
In the TV series "Brass" - Jack Fairchild has been working all day up a 200 foot factory chimney with no qualms.
He has now climbed right down the ladder but is terrified to step off onto the ground.
He is joined by doctor McDuff and explains his dilemna to the medic.
The good doctor thinks for a moment - "Aye, I ken that weell ladie, many times I have attended upon the unfortunate consequences of men falling from high places. The First one hundred and ninety-nine feet seex inches are nae bother at all, pass like a dream. All the unpleasantness happens in the last seex inches!"
connoisseurs
Senator
Men!
dfg42
Senator
I missed it! Where is the joke?
D
Deleted member 33472
Guest
Which joke ?