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I've heard something similar before, but the three pets were the last three presidents of the US. The role of the cat had the present one.A German Shepard, a Doberman and a cat died and went to Heaven. They appeared before God on his throne.
God asked the German Shepard: "What do you believe?"
The Shepard replied: "I believe in discipline and obedience to my master."
God said: "Very good. You may sit at the right side of my throne."
God asked the Doberman the same question>
The Doberman replied: "I believe in fiercely protecting my master and his property."
God said: "Very good. You may sit at the left side of my throne. And now, cat, what do you believe."
The cat, who had been casually grooming himself this whole time, looked up and said: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."