Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Shit! If it doesn't - why do they hire a nurse who looks like her?????
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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connoisseurs
Senator
Typic buildup - promising all and stick to nothing.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
connoisseurs
Senator
That´s "right" and "the other right".Avoid words like 'left' and 'right' too, please!
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
And now go to the left. No the other left.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
In the 19th century, there were army drafted recruits who lacked so much teaching that they even did not understand what 'left' and 'right' meant. So drill instructors attached some hay to the recruit's left shoe and straw to the right. The command was not 'left-tight', but 'hayfoot-strawfoot', or hay-straw!
Rias
Neko Girl
oho go talk with aleister crowley naughty sheep meow
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Senator
dfg42
Senator
Less funny, I was once in an hospital with some "hygienic" problems I always insisted to "peak" myself. Luckily I survived, n to due to their treatment I guessed....
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Why I never eat garbanzo beans!
Anti covid vacinations have begun in Britain
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‘I Am Immortal!’ Screams 90-Year-Old British Woman Embarking On Epic Post-Vaccination Bender
LONDON—Pounding yet another Guinness while being cheered on by regulars at her neighborhood pub, Marjorie Davies, a 90-year-old British recipient of the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine, screamed, “I am immortal!” Tuesday as she embarked on an epic drug-and-boozed-fueled bender. “Nothing can...
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
She sounds familiar. Do you think she's on CF?Anti covid vacinations have begun in Britain
‘I Am Immortal!’ Screams 90-Year-Old British Woman Embarking On Epic Post-Vaccination Bender
LONDON—Pounding yet another Guinness while being cheered on by regulars at her neighborhood pub, Marjorie Davies, a 90-year-old British recipient of the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine, screamed, “I am immortal!” Tuesday as she embarked on an epic drug-and-boozed-fueled bender. “Nothing can...
You want to avoid covid if only to avoid the stay in our luxury hospitals
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connoisseurs
Senator
Public enlightenment about covid in India
connoisseurs
Senator
My mother always told me:"Eyes open on the street!"
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
The same thing that I unfortunately had to experience as a train and bus driver run across the street or over the tracks and do not notice the vehicle and when you have to stop the vehicle with difficulty, anger comes from outside: "How dare you do me to touch with the vehicle ".
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
It must be said that some men could be more circumspect about what they utter to their wives.
A special get well card
I have my cat on COVID guard duty!
Bad rumors
Sometimes we don't age gracefully.
A special get well card
I have my cat on COVID guard duty!
Bad rumors
Sometimes we don't age gracefully.
connoisseurs
Senator
For girls that don´t swallow
Kathy, Barb - maybe you should give it a try?
Kathy, Barb - maybe you should give it a try?
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Popup on guy's phone screen ...
"Personal Interaction Substitute Agent has detected: Girlfriend Missing. Would you like to [recover] or [replace]?
#4 is what I call home. And yes, the cattle warning signs are painted that way, officially or unofficially.