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phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
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They must have known what they were doing there . . . .

The Roman Catholic church down the street from my place had this on their lawn for Christmas. I was walking with a friend and they had never seen the T-rex interpretation. I have imprinted this on their mind now. :D

They didn't know, I wonder how long it will take to seep into general awareness?

Cute classical reference
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More classical humour
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More dog humour
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And the classic dad joke
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Gibbs505

SERVORUM DOMITOR

Darkprincess69

High Priestess of Slaanesh
OK this is absolutely fucking hilarious....

There was a time when the mention of "the Danes" instilled fear and loathing into the population of western Europe, but apparently they have now given up their life of rape and pillage in favour of making the most WTF children's tv shows on the planet :D

Enter one John Dillermand - a kids' show about a man with a giant prehensile penis...

Yeah, that's correct. This really exists. Here, Kneon and Geeky Sparkles from the always-entertaining Clownfish TV break it down for our puerile amusement :D


Slightly disappointed that neither Kneon or Geeky picked up on the use of the word "blowback" rather than "backlash" in the CNN article :)

Love the scene where John spanked the lion with his penis - the only possible way that could have been funnier would be if it had been a monkey :D
 
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Loxuru

Graf von Kreuzigung
For those like @Barbaria1 who can't understand the attraction of golf, this instructional video should make it clear.

I am sorry, PRPR, nice try, but it does not work with me to get me on the green!:confused:
Attractive? I see something attractive in the video, but...
She is of course attractive with that white dress, but I bet that if she should appear on the golf court in that dress, she would be kicked off immediately for violating golf etiquette and only be allowed while wearing a hidious tweed dress, or, worse, a tweed jacket, cap and plusfour.:eek:

And golf players are reputed to hate it when they losse, we know that since early november at least. I don't want to get stuck in tens of recounts of the score cards in the club house afterwards, because some irritated squirrel head claims all his shots were 'hole-in-one' against better knowledge.:devil:
 

poem21045

Tribune
For those like @Barbaria1 who can't understand the attraction of golf, this instructional video should make it clear.
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I don't know how I can possibly be serious about this, but. . .
Her instruction is very sound! As a coach, I have taught this shot for many years, and the one thing I would add is to keep your grip pressure light. The wrists have to snap through at the bottom of the swing, and if you grip too tightly, there'll be too much tension in your wrists and forearms to allow that to happen.
The only point that I wish she had made is that this shot is difficult-to-impossible when your lie is "thin," i.e., little to no cushion of grass under the ball, or, conversely, if you're in rough over 2 inches high. Even pros are reluctant to try it then.
 

Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
I don't know how I can possibly be serious about this, but. . .
Her instruction is very sound! As a coach, I have taught this shot for many years, and the one thing I would add is to keep your grip pressure light. The wrists have to snap through at the bottom of the swing, and if you grip too tightly, there'll be too much tension in your wrists and forearms to allow that to happen.
The only point that I wish she had made is that this shot is difficult-to-impossible when your lie is "thin," i.e., little to no cushion of grass under the ball, or, conversely, if you're in rough over 2 inches high. Even pros are reluctant to try it then.
Make sure you have your ball(s) in good position
Note how she rests the tip of her club between her legs
 

poem21045

Tribune
Make sure you have your ball(s) in good position
Note how she rests the tip of her club between her legs
I remember when Natalie Gulbis first came on the LPGA tour. Several male PGA members (and even a few announcers, I'm sorry to say) chauvinistically said she'd never make it because her boobs were too large and would hinder her swing. Well, she never became a dominant force on the tour, but she did win four events, so those mammaries must not have been a problem!

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phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
I don't know how I can possibly be serious about this, but. . .
Her instruction is very sound! As a coach, I have taught this shot for many years, and the one thing I would add is to keep your grip pressure light. The wrists have to snap through at the bottom of the swing, and if you grip too tightly, there'll be too much tension in your wrists and forearms to allow that to happen.
The only point that I wish she had made is that this shot is difficult-to-impossible when your lie is "thin," i.e., little to no cushion of grass under the ball, or, conversely, if you're in rough over 2 inches high. Even pros are reluctant to try it then.

She does mention a soft grip, Poem, early on, you may have been distracted at that point.

Well, she is playing on her looks, but she knows what she's doing. I bet you wouldn't mind playing a round with her :D

I've played golf since my childhood, what did you do in your early years?
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If you're impressed with her, you might like this
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That fella Lonelyman is insanely imaginative and creative
 

poem21045

Tribune
She does mention a soft grip, Poem, early on, you may have been distracted at that point.

Well, she is playing on her looks, but she knows what she's doing. I bet you wouldn't mind playing a round with her :D

I've played golf since my childhood, what did you do in your early years?
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If you're impressed with her, you might like this
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That fella Lonelyman is insanely imaginative and creative
Thanks, phlebas, I don't remember her saying that. I chest missed it. I mean, I just missed it.

And you're right, I wouldn't mind playing a round with her. Or playing around with her. We might even try golf; who knows?

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Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
Thanks, phlebas, I don't remember her saying that. I chest missed it. I mean, I just missed it.

And you're right, I wouldn't mind playing a round with her. Or playing around with her. We might even try golf; who knows?

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WARNING: To the young'uns here. Riding like that on a moving golf cart is very dangerous. You will distract the driver (and other drivers) and may end up in a hazard!

The latest fashion trend
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We all know COVID deaths are over-counted
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But he's still sexy, isn't he, girls?
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You can't argue with statistics
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So sad
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A problem may arise if you and your partner have not fully discussed mutual expectation
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