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Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
Covid-19 travel restrictions have nearly bankrupted all of the major airlines. Here is how to save them without a government bailout:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Trump, Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,


Bill Clinton
 

Rias

Neko Girl
Covid-19 travel restrictions have nearly bankrupted all of the major airlines. Here is how to save them without a government bailout:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Trump, Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,


Bill Clinton
oho me heard was secret info from usa goverment someone squirrel hacker stole trump almost go sand on covid when have me suspecat when he got covid was very ill becuse even if was president usa so fast transport military helicopter to hospital military base :oops: :cat:
 

Loxuru

Graf von Kreuzigung
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Trump, Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,


Bill Clinton
Bill wants to smoke a cigar at 35000 ft?

Has he forgotten the turbulence after the previous occasion? And that was on ground level!
 

phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
I find it useful, how about you?
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Dad joke (I'm qualified to use it)
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I'd like to know a little earlier than seeing this! Then again, it could be a nice surprise :)
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Isn't this self contradictory? Oh, I seeeeeee . . . . . .
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For the book worms among us
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Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
Covid-19 travel restrictions have nearly bankrupted all of the major airlines. Here is how to save them without a government bailout:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Trump, Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,


Bill Clinton
Speaking of Flight Attendants. Southwest take an Interesting approach:
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Ever swallow air with your food? Try Yoga!
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Darkprincess69

High Priestess of Slaanesh

phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
Not really "funny", but definitely fun and interesting;

Phallic symbolism was common in Rome, and phallic objects such as small pendants are easily obtained, I have some myself (these are not mine though)

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Some are a cut above the rest, gold
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or phalluses that have their own phalluses!
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Weird.

and now for something completely different.

Is that oil? Or anti-freeze?
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I'm not convinced by their cloaking device
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