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'We don't want to encourage stereotyping, but we've got a feeling this chap might be one of the bad guys'

From this BBC report:

www.bbc.co.uk

Fear Street and Goosebumps author RL Stine: 'I find horror very funny'

He says it was a "shock" seeing Fear Street being adapted for a grown-up audience on Netflix.
www.bbc.co.uk

(But of course we know our Jolly is the perfect gentleman!)
 
DirkZ said:
Ah, the lovely Elizabeth. The most beautiful, sexiest (genuine) woman in Hollywood these days. Hands down. She has no equal. (Sorry ScarJo, Margot Robbie, Anna Kendrick, et. al.) She really needs to do more nude scenes!

View attachment 1026926View attachment 1026927 Perfect shapely bare legs
View attachment 1026928View attachment 1026929View attachment 1026930 Perfect full breasts

If I could design a woman from scratch, this would be she!​
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Of course, you have to start
with a nice piece of lumber...
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In a remote Western saloon, a dandy young gunfighter is showing off his new Colt revolver which has been fitted with pearl handles and highly burnished.
He continues to perform tricks, twirling it round his trigger finger and drawing and redrawing it at high speed, generally pissing off the other drinkers.
Nobody is keen to say anything, until a grizzled old gunfighter, sitting quietly in the corner stands up and says, "Mind if I give you some advice, son, what you need to do is get yourself a rasp and file that foresight off until the barrel is really smooth"
"Will that help me to draw faster?"
"No but it won`t hurt as much when I shove it up your ass."
 
Joe, an Uber driver in Las Vegas, lived with his wife, Janey, a nude
dancer on the Strip. They were happy, but something was missing – literally.
Like most women in Las Vegas Shows, nude dancers are obliged to
shave ‘down there’ and Joe missed his wife’s thatch, so…
For their upcoming birthdays (a few days apart) Joe got an idea.

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He stopped off at a small store near where they lived to buy a Merkin,
the Pubic triangle worn by women who shave for their jobs.
The salesman asked what color – Joe said his wife was originally a redhead.
The man showed Joe a beautiful redheaded Merkin, Joe loved it. Sold!
Salesman: How do you want it wrapped? Joe: Don’t bother, I’ll eat it here.
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