Baron Von Sade
Governor
This is why nudist beaches are always full of old peopleCurrent!
This is why nudist beaches are always full of old peopleCurrent!
Continuing the aged theme (less than two months to 73!)Are you sure you'd remember?
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Please don't take that as an insult and unfriend me!
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Speaking of how you drive:
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Getting older is not a problem, as long as you customize your overall conditions. For example, look at my new car.Speaking of us seniors driving
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And more
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They are multiplying
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Actually, it was on purpose to see mama jump
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For those long trips to the grocery store.Getting older is not a problem, as long as you customize your overall conditions. For example, look at my new car.
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One of life`s greatest gifts, the ability to laugh at yourself!For those long trips to the grocery store.
It might go well with a pimped-out ride.
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I don't know what's going on in this picture and I don't think I want to know.
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A countryman turned up in Rome who was the spitting image of Caesar Augustus.Here's a real knee-slapper from ancient Rome:
Cuiusdam provincialis iocus asper innotuit. Intraverat Romam simillimus Caesari et in se omnium ora converterat. Augustus perduci ad se hominem iussit, visumque hoc modo interrogavit: Dic mihi, adolescens, fuit aliquando mater tua Romae? Negavit ille, nec contentus adiecit: Sed pater meus saepe.
- Macrobius, Saturnalia, 2.3
Anyone? @Eulalia ?
Nicely done.A countryman turned up in Rome who was the spitting image of Caesar Augustus.
Everyone was talking about him, Augustus had him brought to the palace.
'Tell me, young man, was your father ever in Rome?'
'No, never,* the lad replied, but, not content with that, added,
'But my mother was, often.'
No doubt the laughter brought the roof down.
Except the theatre didn't have a roof ...
No, it works better as a Gaul (French )Nicely done.
From a book called Philogelos ("Funny) 4th Century CE. A number of jokes at the expense of a certain disdained people in Gaul. The best way to translate is to say Midwesterner.
When a Midwesterner was told by someone, “Your beard is now coming in,” he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another Midwesterner asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: “I’m not surprised that people say we Midwesterners lack common sense. How do you know that it’s not coming in by the other gate?”
Roman jokes... we’re getting Perilously close to Biggus Dickus territory..A countryman turned up in Rome who was the spitting image of Caesar Augustus.
Everyone was talking about him, Augustus had him brought to the palace.
'Tell me, young man, was your father ever in Rome?'
'No, never,* the lad replied, but, not content with that, added,
'But my mother was, often.'
No doubt the laughter brought the roof down.
Except the theatre didn't have a roof ...
How is that a joke? I happen to hab a gweat fwiend in Wome, named Biggus Dickus! Not to mention the Centerwion Nuatius Maximus! Watch it. You'll find yowself in Galdiator school with wough behavior like that.Roman jokes... we’re getting Perilously close to Biggus Dickus territory..
Next you'll be telling me he commands a quack wegiment, and wanks as high as any in Wome...I happen to hab a gweat fwiend in Wome, named Biggus Dickus!
How did you know that?Next you'll be telling me he commands a quack wegiment, and wanks as high as any in Wome...