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Yorkshire marooned!
A serious incident on the Leeds-Liverpool Canal means that supplies of those Yorkshire essentials, flat caps, whippets and black puddings, are likely to be delayed till after Easter. Thank goodness the Yorkshire Pudding Mines are still in operation. When he's pumped up his tyres, our local reporter will cycle to the scene to bring you the latest news.

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Yorkshire marooned!
A serious incident on the Leeds-Liverpool Canal means that supplies of those Yorkshire essentials, flat caps, whippets and black puddings, are likely to be delayed till after Easter. Thank goodness the Yorkshire Pudding Mines are still in operation. When he's pumped up his tyres, our local reporter will cycle to the scene to bring you the latest news.

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One should hurry that all heavy construction equipment is flown from the Suez Canal to Yorkshire on the spot. If there are not enough transport planes to be found during the holidays, maybe you could borrow some dragons in Hogwards.
 
I was once on a canal boat in pretty much that position - and managed to rescue the situation with canny use of a boat-hook on a long pole. In the Suez Canal, a very, very long pole and an army of slaves would have been necessary, but they didn't have a problem with getting hundreds of slaves doing daft jobs in Egypt in the old days!
 
I've heard this joke but I haven't seen a visual representation before
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Committed to the role, commendable
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Quite popular for cosplayers, too, though usually with a few more inches of costume.
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More pictures here
 
No. Now that you ask. I don't think my wife even notices my snoring
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One of the challenges great composers face
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Who says old people can't learn new tricks?
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Senior swim at the Gym
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Born to be Wild in Arkansas!
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