Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Owww! Yes, dear. How did you know? Owwwwww!
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Owww! Yes, dear. How did you know? Owwwwww!
Countdown has been going on so long they must have posted every possible combination of 7 letters!I think this is a satirical article, otherwise we are all in trouble . . . . .
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Countdown apologises after letters round accidentally summons Cthulhu
Popular teatime game show Countdown has been forced to apologise to viewers after the letters drawn accidentally spelled out the dark name of Cthulhu.newsthump.com
The last time I met such a girl, the condom was in the price included.
The 'Rules and Conditions' should urgently add an article about 'Crucifiable April Fool's Day Jokes'.IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
As of today,I am renouncing ALL things Crucifixion-wise,for reasons of blasphemy,and have decided to follow the true one faith. " Allah Akubar !!"
Sincerely,God be with you....Ali Ali Muhammad.
One should hurry that all heavy construction equipment is flown from the Suez Canal to Yorkshire on the spot. If there are not enough transport planes to be found during the holidays, maybe you could borrow some dragons in Hogwards.Yorkshire marooned!
A serious incident on the Leeds-Liverpool Canal means that supplies of those Yorkshire essentials, flat caps, whippets and black puddings, are likely to be delayed till after Easter. Thank goodness the Yorkshire Pudding Mines are still in operation. When he's pumped up his tyres, our local reporter will cycle to the scene to bring you the latest news.
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How long has it been since someone told you to act your age? Behaving has gone out of style as well.
oho yes cats never forgot now bring whiskas meow hail bastet goddess nyaFor those of you with a certain pet
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