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Once upon a time, there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something very hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the Prince's pants????
 
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M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What else on earth were you thinking?

I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!

So, if I understand, all these jokes about 'swallowing' on CF, are about M&M's?:roto2palm:

Glad someone explained me at last!:doh:
There is an urban legend that the marketing manager who came up with the slogan for M&Ms was slightly modifying an inside joke between him and his girlfriend. "Come on, babe, you know what to do. It'll melt in your mouth, never in your hand!"
Right, @Apostate ?
 
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Right back at ya.' If there was a "most erotic" category in the Crucifixion Academy Awards, you'd get my vote.

I don't know if you've seen the other place I've used your images. The following post contains a "brochure" for Crux Park - a place Barbaria and Messaline visited in one of my illustrated stories. As you can see, your images played a key role.
 
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Australia, the country with more ways to kill you, and the creatures that want to, than any other!

It's not as bad as it appears. Yes, my backyard contains spiders that can potentially kill you, but they and I hardly ever cross paths. :)
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Anyway, as a young Aussie travelling the wilds of Scotland one thing that struck me was the number of food places that gave two sets of prices, one with and one without chips (????), often the with chips price was referred to as "supper". That's funny enough on it's own, but here is a menu with what appears to be a logical inconsistency to it. Is this one pound ninety for an empty plate?
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ps I saw a Chinese restaurant in Edinburgh 30 years ago that has a sign in the window saying "these prices do not include chips", I thought "what kind of place have I come to?"
 
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