"Excuse me, I'd like a beer, please."
"Beer's not on the house, darlin'."
"You don't think I know that?"
"'Scuse me, darlin', but you don't look like you carry a purse with you. To be frank, you don't look like you carryin' anythin' at all."
"I have my cross necklace and cute high heels with me! Don't you know that's all a girl needs for protection?"
"This girl needs more than that for beers, darlin'."
"Ugh, fine, I carry money with me. Here you go."
"Uh, hope you don't mind the question, darlin', but where exactly did you keep this money?"
"Somewhere special."
"Somewhere special?"
"Somewhere special."
"Ah, probably explains why this bill's a little wet, then."
"Probably."
"Know what else is wet?"
"My beer?"
"100%, darlin'. Here you go."
"Thanks! Now, I'll see if I can have a seat somewhere..."
"Hey, you."
"Hey, you."
"You look fine."
"I feel fine."
"That's kinda obvious"
"Oh, you can see it?"
"It, and everything else as well."
"Groovy! Do you know what I can see?"
"Thrill me."
"Your mood improving."
"Really? Who do I have to thank for that?"
"All of me."
"All of you? What's all of you gotta do with my mood improving?"
"All of me is gonna sit next to all of you. See? Like this."
"Like that."
"Only one problem, though."
"Sounds like you're gonna tell me what it is."
"Sounds like you're right."
"So what is it?"
"This wooden chair isn't ass friendly."
"It's friendly to my ass."
"It's not to mine."
"Maybe it doesn't approve of your choice of outfit?"
"Maybe."
"Do you know who does, though?"
"You?"
"Me."
"And your approval is gonna lead to...what?"
"To you."
"To me?"
"To you, on my lap."
"I can live with that."
"I can live with that."