Scarecrow, sounds like you’re about to take a page from Markus.
Oh the coin a mulieris meretricis can make on execution day. Hardens my nipples just thinking about it.
On a side note is is pretty interesting how many different Latin words there are for a prostitute. And I'll bet we haven't even scratched the surface of the slang terms.
But as history has shown, size doesn’t matter.