That is the legal auction phrase. I don't believe it takes Barb's personality into account.Actually, cautum is the past participle of cavere,
so 'Cave emptor?' 'Nihil cautum.' 'Buyer beware?' 'Nothing to beware of.'
Hm ....
The potential buyers did carry out a very thorough inspection------Actually, cautum is the past participle of cavere,
so 'Cave emptor?' 'Nihil cautum.' 'Buyer beware?' 'Nothing to beware of.'
Hm ....
What tension! I guess it depends who has the biggest 'ballsack' - my money is still on Galerius!Silva leaned close to Barbara’s ear and whispered. “I’ll remove that brank. But if you don’t remain quiet, it will go back in with a thicker coating of the paste. Understand?”
Barb, barely able to keep from vomiting, nodded yes. With the iron phallus removed, she gasped for breath as her mouth drooled from the disgusting tastes.
“Cives! Open your hearts and your sacculi (purses or a euphemism for ballsack)” Enthusiastic laughter. “As you can see, she possesses flawless beauty and an amazing body. She has the face of an idol, the arms of a willow tree, and the pelvis of a camel. You see a bloom of indescribable beauty – her face holds a thousand promises, and her body stands behind each promise.” Cheers from the crowd.
“In accord with the seller’s wishes, we shall start the bidding at 1,000 denarii.” There was a gasp from the group at the exalted opening price; but it only took a moment for Tertius Aemilius to raise his hand and say, “One thousand denarii to restore my youth! A pittance.”
Immediately others jumped in. In less than a minute, the bidding had reached 1,400 denarii. Silva was relieved to see it pass the 1,200 reserve that Marcus Lycus had set. Everything beyond that number was pure profit to him and Septimus.
The bidding continued almost unabated to soon pass 2,000. Silva was pleased to think of the 200 denarii that would come as his 10%.
Both Silva and Lycus had estimated that the Goth girl would draw at least 2,500. However, that number was blown away as the competition became more fierce and the bedders were caught up in the excitement of the auction. The bidding paused for a moment just short of 4,000 and Silva said, “Please, Domini (masters). Remember 4% of your bid goes to fund our Divine Empire via the slave sales tax.” Sarcastic catcalls greeted this appeal, but, Marcus Claudius spoke up in a joking tone, “I am glad to sacrifice for our Emperor – 4,100 denarii!” Immediately the biding resumed.
When the bid surpassed 5,000 denarii, a princely sum at an auction in Narbo, the remaining participants had dwindled to three: Tertius, Marcus, and Galerius.
But what about the efficacy of the iron phallus and the noxious mixture?What tension! I guess it depends who has the biggest 'ballsack' - my money is still on Galerius!
It just might reappear!But what about the efficacy of the iron pallus and the noxious mixture?
?????????and the pelvis of a camel
That was a high compliment at the time! Just as would be cow-eyed or sheep-eyed if applied to you!?????????
Barb pushing the limits again!More compliments on Barbara's exceptional beauty and allure:
These three, enraptured by Barb's beauty, began a three-way battle, supported by their hefty purses. However, at 6,000 denarii, Tertius had to withdraw, his resources exhausted. The others in the room congratulated him on his effort and his youthful vigor in bidding.
This should have yielded the floor to a one-on-one confrontation between Marchus and Galerius. But, suddenly, another voice spoke up with an overbid, "6,200 denarii," and all turned in amazement to see Lucius Piso with his hand in the air.
“Our esteemed Quaestor enters the fray," pronounced Septimus, obviously pleased with a fresh bidder. He had never known Piso to bid on a female slave. But this Goth beauty was no ordinary slut.
Marcus and Galerius returned the attack and pushed the bidding to 6,500. However, at that level, Marcus threw up his hands and retired with dignity from the fight.
And now it was these two, Galerius and Lucius, head-to-head. Everyone knew it must end soon. Never had a slave gone for as much before in Gallia Narbonensis.
. He grabbed Barbara’s arm and said, “Hunc ego feminam ex iure quiritium meum esse aio isque mihi emptus esto hoc aere aeneaque libra (I affirm that this slave is mine according to quiritary right, and she is purchased by me with this piece of bronze and scales).
That would involve reading a lot of small printMemo to myself: If I ever get out of this mess, law school wouldn’t be a bad idea
and Latin classes!Memo to myself: If I ever get out of this mess, law school wouldn’t be a bad idea
Even held and chained, Barb spat out curses and insults at the fat boy groveling on the floor.