Does that mean the story is finished?
“Yes, it’s a wrap,” declares Cecil B DeTree, film director and CEO of MGM (MakeGodawfulMovies) Studios.. “Roll the screen credits! and bring in Gunner and Bull to clean up the mess on the ground and dispose of Star’s stinking corpse.”
“Yessir Mr. DeTree.”
“Oh, and sign up Barb Moore for a role as a principal in my next picture, but see that the clause in her contract … stating that full nudity and actually dying by the end of her performance are obligatory features of the agreement between her and the studio … is buried in the fine print where she’s unlikely to see it until too late.”
“Yessir, Mr. DeTree. Would you care to interview Ms Moore on the casting couch before presenting her with the contract to sign?”
“Stupid question,”
