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Rebellion In 2014?

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Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
Barbaria is thinking this afternoon about rebellion; wondering if the girls on this site should shake things up a little with a new revolt against the powers that be?:rolleyes:

We tried it in 2013. For those who may have forgotten or missed it, the Great Slave Rebellion of 2013 was fomented by Barbaria soon after she joined Cruxforums last June. Here is what happened (sure to be branded revisionist history or “a highly biased account” by the other side;)).

Incensed by the absolute power wielded over us slaves by the powers that be, and stung by the scurrilous rumor – repeatedly and shamelessly planted all over the site – that she was responsible for the great site crash of 2013, Barbaria launched a major female slave revolt.

At first it went well. The rebels, led by a mystery triumvirate holed up in a mountain hideout, scored some stunning successes – including a complete disruption of the distribution of Seagram’s, the penetration of the communication system of their foes, the complete destruction of the forest that supplied the raw material for the manufacture of THT Inc. crosses and crucifixion accessories, and the wholesale slaughter of poorly trained squirrel armies sent out to do battle with the rebels.

But then the tide turned. Led by a blue nosed judge, who repeatedly claimed he was just and fair despite the fact that every girl who came before his court was found guilty and sentenced to death on the cross; pursued relentlessly by a squirrel who served both as prosecutor and warlord, and who deployed ever-more sophisticated electronic eavesdropping devices (the envy still of NSA) as well as new and better equipped rodent armies against the rebel forces; and abetted by an iconic hard-drinking and hard-smoking Missourian, who repeatedly reminds everyone that he is merely the paid executioner – the forces of suppression and enslavement began to make significant headway in the struggle.

Hundreds, and then thousands of runaway slaves were captured and taken to Missouri where they were brutally crucified day and night, left to hang listlessly and nakedly on the ”Golgotha with 100 crosses” established in the Missouri autumn heat outside a place known as the Treehouse. As they died, they were replaced with others, until the discarded bodies littered on the slopes of the hill caused the most unholy stink. The bleached bones of the victims still cover the hill today.

Eventually the triumvirate fell into the hands of the enemy; their identities were revealed (Barbaria, Siss and Yupar). They were publically humiliated, tortured and sent to take their rightful place, together on that storm-swept Missouri hill of 100 crosses. Stuck with darts that drove them wild with desire, nailed, raised and tortured, they suffered and died, and the rebellion died with them. But one stirring message rang forth… that the rebellion would live on … an inspiration in the minds of enslaved and suppressed women everywhere that might inspire them to fight again some fine day.

The time may not be ripe right now… it’s way too cold in the northern climes. But someday soon the urge to rebel may grow.

Sign up here if you are interested in joining. No guarantee that we will win; most likely we will all end up nailed naked to a cross; that’s what this site is all about after all. But it could be fun while it lasts.

Comments, enlistments, ridicule, cheers, reminiscences ... whatever...welcome!
 
Oh there shall be wars and rumours of wars and stocks in Rodent Rearmament Inc. will rise :D

I of course publicly deplore this news (and privately start counting the ways to make mo money)
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
Oh there shall be wars and rumours of wars and stocks in Rodent Rearmament Inc. will rise :D

I of course publicly deplore this news (and privately start counting the ways to make mo money)

Rumor has it that the rodent can be lured to switch sides...if the price is right? Memo to the rebellion: a possible winning strategy?
 

mp5stab

Hair and Nails
You know I'm going to pick the rebellious side, just to mix things up. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Note to self: learn how to survive being nailed to a cross from one of the three leaders of the last revolution, if this goes downhill.
 

mp5stab

Hair and Nails
Not if it delays all the crucifixions, you don't.

Then again, no matter who wins, there'll be a few crucifixions after every battle, skirmish, clash, and firefight, simply because I'm bored.

That's the problem with guns... you don't get to enjoy all the little emotions... the stages of grief... the acceptance before death. It's too sudden, it doesn't conform to human sadism, it's almost surreal. I feel like every fight needs crux for closure.
 

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Eulalia

Poet Laureate
Staff member
this girl strongly disapproves of rebellion and other such unslavegirly activities,
so she'll probably get cruelly tortured, scourged and crucified
when the rebels capture her and unleash their savagery on her!

(well, there's always hope .... :D)​
 

thehangingtree

Proconsul
Staff member
That's the problem with guns... you don't get to enjoy all the little emotions... the stages of grief... the acceptance before death. It's too sudden, it doesn't conform to human sadism, it's almost surreal. I feel like every fight needs crux for closure. -MP5

She may not be aware of Tree's sister's dart gun!!!

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She may not be aware of Tree's sister's dart gun!!!


Or the noted inaccuracy of rodents or indeed most combat troops :D

Only about 13% of gunshot wounds are fatal, that leaves plenty of time for torture and other happy events...in fact among the rebels most casualties will likely to succumb to infections and Stabby's firm favourite exsanguination :devil:
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
this girl strongly disapproves of rebellion and other such unslavegirly activities,
so she'll probably get cruelly tortured, scourged and crucified
when the rebels capture her and unleash their savagery on her!

(well, there's always hope .... :D)​

Yeah, that's a new angle. We will have to keep that one in mind.
 
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