To think this little teenage bint lost in her wantonness and and shameless ardour for male flesh could have considered herself the leader of an uprising against Rome. The only thing she was fit to raise was the swelling cocks of her fellow gutter scum.
It is further reported that even after the shameless acts I myself witnessed she further cavorted for the amusement of her guards in the most licentious manner possible. Nothing was held back in the name of decency and she expressed every form of depravity that was left to her.
P. Pilate writing to the Princeps Tiberius on the recent event in Judea