Numbers 3 & 4: You can't leave the phone even you're in the bath? Hope you have lots of rice.
(Actually, I heard that doesn't really work)
Don't worry, iPhones are not waterproof. That's why they took out the headphone jack, and not so you have to buy their stupid product. Apparently it can be submerged in up to six feet. Great for taking bath selfies I guess. Still wish we had the headphone jack.
Anyways, here's my little tribute to the versatility of washing images,
Just alone with your thoughts
Till your boyfriend sneaks in
Or a husband
Or a master who wants to see if your finger techniques improved
And when you have no tub in the house, you have to improvise
Or go to town
Or just on your porch
Or failing all else, go begging for water. I'm sure you'll find someone to accommodate you
Everyone's doing it, Like Shelly Duval
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Or Jane March in The Lovers who is washed standing (tall?)
I know I only started rhyming at the end, but that's why you never plan things. Like I wanted find 10 pics of girls in metal tubs, in and outside. Wasn't finding the appropriate images.