I think our fundraising issue may be solved, provided a few of you ladies are willing:
I heard from a very rich man
Who said, “I have a plan
To fund your site
Would be my delight
It’s something I easily can”
All he asks is one small favor
Something he truly would savor
Send a Crux Girl to his isle
Have her give him a smile
After all, it’s not like he’s a slaver
Let her go down to Pirate Cay
And a few games they can play
For with the Crux Girls he is smitten
If she’ll be his sex kitten
All the hosting fees he will pay
So which of you ladies will dare
To take up with the billionaire
For the sake of Crux Forums
Lose your decorum
And exhibit your body all bare?
You won’t need to go by ship
And he will provide the whip
He’ll send his plane
And his best rattan cane
It will really be quite a trip
So come on all of you girls
Don’t make us think you are churls
If you are sweet as honey
You can raise lots of money
Why not give it a whirl?