Don’t worry, I have plenty of sun cream and big handsDamn it, Tree. You can’t just drive off and leave me here! I sunburn easily!
View attachment 887865 Not if you try to grow them during winter!
Complain? What complain? They said they were frost hardened!And use duct tape to prevent them from complaining about the cold
Happens to me too ...You can’t just drive off and leave me here! I sunburn easily!
I'm not quite sure I'd feel comfortable with you ummmm oiling me up while there are stakes around ...Don’t worry, I have plenty of sun cream and big hands
These two maybe were getting a bit lazy about their exercise plan and so Master has added some extra incentive? -- He wants them to perform well after all on the big day, he has some umm 'high stakes' bets running on their performance ...
That one seems quite relaxed with where she isComplain? What complain?
His mistake, should not drink Rye before cruxing. Imagine the scene, "Mr H. Tree you are charged that you did attempt to crucify Ms Barbaria O'Tottie whist unfit due to excess alcohol consumption. How do you plead?"True. I noticed that Tree was close to passing out when he ordered me to strip and back myself against the post. Right now he’s mumbling incoherently about where he misplaced the rope and nails. Just a matter of time and I’ll be walking away from this, getting into his Mustang and driving off.
His mistake, should not drink Rye before cruxing. Imagine the scene, "Mr H. Tree you are charged that you did attempt to crucify Ms Barbaria O'Tottie whist unfit due to excess alcohol consumption. How do you plead?"
Not Guilty. He pleads inebriation and promises to get the job done properly the next time, but not until he gets his car repaired. Seems I had a little mishap after I drove off in it.
Inebriation is no excuse, especially in this case, since that is what he has been charged with. To plead inebriation is an admission of guilt, give him the maximum sentence - no alcohol for 40 days and 40 nights.Not Guilty. He pleads inebriation and promises to get the job done properly the next time, but not until he gets his car repaired. Seems I had a little mishap after I drove off in it.
That is a sentence of excessive cruelty, even for this site's standards!Inebriation is no excuse, especially in this case, since that is what he has been charged with. To plead inebriation is an admission of guilt, give him the maximum sentence - no alcohol for 40 days and 40 nights.
Then Tree must plead "Cruel and Unusual Punishment".That is a sentence of excessive cruelty, even for this site's standards!