Run of the mill French floozie putting on airs!“Ah, Miss Moore, you have to wait while they dispose of three more prisoners” Messa coos with her French accent. “You see, They are taking bets on if any of the women will last longer than you!”
Damn it, Tree! I thought we agreed that view was verboten!Barbara is not comforted by Messa’s bet and says “Don’t you realize that you are betting in how long it takes me to choke to death?”
A woman approaches Barbara. Though she wears an antique outfit Barbara recognizes here as on of the head guards. The woman unrolls a parchment and loudly reads what Barbara’s punish will be.
Such as put that foul-smelling air-polluting thing out, will ya!!!!!Tree steps back from Barbara. He lights up a Marlboro while Barbara takes a deep breath. It would be the last she takes.
He never was the least bit interested in anything I had to say ...
Bet he secured that pic to manip from that sneaky overhead cam in the TreeHouse shower!
This is why Tree never has any luck with women. His pickup line really sucks ...
“I don’t do this for money” Tree blatantly lies. “Besides, You would look good hanging from that noose.”
Ummmm ... look out below. The good news is that I successfully put out that foul smelling Marlboro!
What he failed to mention here is that he pressed the glowing end into my tight little to see if I was still alive ... I was!
And that, folks, is why they call him TheHangingTree. Some men rise to greatness, he just hangs girls like me.“You lasted the longest, Barb” Tree sighs with admiration.
Saint Barb ... most holy of the holiest. I like that
In the decades to follow in blue states she was all but beatified though the IMF fought any efforts of her sainthood.
Serves her right ... French Premium Noose, indeed. Probably made in a sweatshop in some impoverished place halfway around the world.Messaline was true to her word and was hanged from her premium French noose a week after Barbara was hanged.