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goldenruler said:
What's taking you so long Mel?

My coffee is getting cold and my enlargement oil is wearing off.

PM me if you need help.

GR
Hi,
The problem was with my browser, Opera. It just would not upload to zazzle. It's now OK on internet explorer. Going shopping now. Will experiment later.
Melissa
 
Hi,
When we got back from shopping guess who was waiting by the door for us....Kermit of course! He likes to guard the house while we are out. As a reward I've made him a mug. Just getting the hang of zazzle. This Sunday sometime Julie is going to post The Clan.
Mel
 

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Correction:
kermit= Rana temporaria
>
If I'd had a daughter she'd have been named Rana aurora,
after the So. Pacific Red-Legged frog.
 
Thanks for the Golden Ruler coffee mug, Mel. Even though I’m probably not even half that size, my enlargement oil sales have skyrocketed and there is a big line of sexually excited women, and unfortunately a few men, outside my door! I’ll soon have enough money for my enlargement implant surgery! Yippee!

Some discretion should be observed when making these coffee cups. Note that I went with skimpy garment rather than nudity with mine. If they are too erotic/explicit, coffee shop patrons tend to take the mugs off the shelf and lick the sides of them, rub them over their private parts and fondle them in perverse ways.

One such coffee shop was in danger of losing it’s license until a health inspector was found in the restroom having sex with one of the coffee mugs!

Designing the larger handle mugs is probably a better choice in deterring that type of behavior.

Can’t wait to see the new Coffee Shop mug catalogue!

Christmas shopping season coming up!

GR
 
YIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We won the Ashes. We’ve been sat in our garden listening to Test Match Special on an old radio singing away and probably annoying the neighbours. Please join in….



Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet

Not been a good weekend for the Aussies. I think the Kiwis beat them at rugby.

A few verses of Rule Britannia followed by

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire

I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land

The World Synchronised Sheep Shearing Championships are due soon. Better luck there mates.

Mel & Julie
 

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and my dwarf country :shock:
 

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Melissa some applicants for an interview
 

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we won the ashes
 

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admihoek said:
and my dwarf country :shock:

Didn't the Netherlands beat England in the World cup one day internationals this summer? If so then by my mathematics that puts you third in the world ahead of Australia because we just beat them.
Mel
 
admihoek said:
Melissa some applicants for an interview

Hi Hans,
We already have one or two applicants for various positions around the shop but thank you for sending them along. I don't know if you or maybe G.R. are interested but we've been having a spot of bother training Ulrika. She is still unhappy about the service we expect her to give our customers. We managed to get the cuffs on her after a struggle but she still needs some discipline. So if you are interested we'll have your coffee mugs ready. Oh!..the girl with the red locks should also be popping by later this week. Hope to see you soon.
Melissa
P.S. Whips provided.
 
I've never whipped anyone before, but I'll give it a shot.

I get taken for granted quite often because I'm such a 'nice guy.' I need to project more 'discipline!'

Hmmm ... What should I wear?

I've got my eivil monk Brother Agonie and hooded guard/exectuioner costumes I use in my movie.

These guys are all about discipline and punishment.

They scourged and crucified me So did Xena and Gabby!

Still, I go into the Coffee Shop! I am either very brave or a chronic masochist!

More reason why I should project more discipline!

Swwwwish - CRACK!

Maybe with Ulrika just 'swwwish - SNAP!'

I'll need some extra-strong coffee for this and some Gregorian Chant music please.

Turn down the house lights. A spotlight on me and two on Ulrika.

String her up and strip her to the waist!

Let her hang there and sweat, while I drink my coffee.

Oh goody!

GR
 

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Hi,
It was quite an effort restraining Ulrika...she's a strong girl who does need some discipline. As you can see there is a mug of coffee and a whip provided. Another of our new cleaners in the background has settled in very nicely. Please provide a progress report on Ulrika's progress.
Sincerely yours
The Management, The Coffee Shop.
J & M
 

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While I'm here, how about this Ramon pic to go on a wall? I think he was on some of our stronger coffee at the time.
Melissa
 

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Gulp-gulp-gulp! Ahhh! OK, I'm all buzzed up on the coffee!

Hmmm... looks like you have set up this scene different than I thought.

This is going to be one of those "Bad girl, daddy is going to give you a spanking" style whippings.

Not like one of those victim hanging from the post stripped to the waist erotic dungeon style lashings.

You can cut the Gregorian Chant music and put on Cindy's Birthday by Johnny Crawford.

Don't need to turn down the house lights either. Everyone like to see a butt, except me.

I think butts look stupid and I never show mine in my movie.

My mother always told me "Tutt-tutt-tutt, don't show your butt!"

OK, a first time for everything. Strange looking whip. Looks like some sort of crop.

Oh well, here goes ...

Swwwiish - SNAP! This will teach you not to put red Fizzies in the holy water fountain!

Swwwwiiiish - SNAP! Thought it was real funny, didn't you!

Swwwiish - SNAP! People coming into church making the sign of the cross leaving stigmata marks on them!

Swwwwiiish - SNAP! Well, I am going to leave you with some red marks of your own!

Swwwish - SNAP! Church is not a place to play funny pranks on people!

Swwwiiiish - SNAP! People come to church to worship and pray ...

Swwwiisssh - SNAP! Pray for little heathen souls like yours!

Swwiiish - SNAP! Now you want to work in this coffee shop!

Swwwwiish - SNAP! This is the Devil's workplace!

Swwiiish - SNAP! These are Satan's children!

Swwwish - SNAP! Yes, I know you've seen me crucify myself

Swwiish - SNAP! But I am trying to tell a story by making a movie.

Swwiiish - SNAP! I take no erotic pleasure in it.

Swwwiish - SNAP! Well, maybe it does arouse me a bit

Swwwsih - SNAP! In fact, this is aorusing me a bit!

Swwwwwwwwiiiiiish - SNAP! Yeah, I kinda like it!

Swwwwwwwwiiiiiish - SNAP! To heck with this whip.

Spread those legs a little wider, here I come!

Argh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-ahhhhh!

Good girl!

Here is brand new box of red Fizzies! Happy Birthday!

Pull your panties back up. You are hired!

Bring me another cup of coffee, please. Uh, no, make that Swedish whipped chocolate!

GR
 
Hi,
He he he he he !!! just what we needed on a cold wet day. I was going to do a pic of a very repentant Ulrika but Becoming Jane was on the TV. It's a film of the story of Jane Austen who was played by Anne Hathaway. It was brilliant. I think the BBC did the best adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. We've watched it umpteen times.
I like the idea of the red Fizzies. I've never heard of them, wish I could buy some :lol: Before we go back to work I'll search out a suitable pic of a punished Ulrika. Hope your coffee was to your satisfaction.
Mel
 
Oh BTW,
Listened to Johnny Crawford singing Cindy's birthday. For anyone interested see the attached pic to listen.
Mel
 

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posted by Ramon on foundation (also free)
 

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Who can forget lil' Johnny Crawford as Mark McCain in the "Rifleman?"

I can!

Watching crap like that on TV, it is a wonder that I ever developed any kind of a good, healthy crux fetish!

GR
 

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