The Coffee Shop

[Kathy]

Many parts of Canada are now under lockdown due to high number of covid cases

 

[twonines]

Many parts of Canada are now under lockdown due to high number of covid cases

We enjoy the fantasy of your being whipped, hung or crucified but take care in reality!

 

[Kathy]

We are enjoy with the fantasy of your being whipped, hung or crucified but take care in reality!

Thank you

 

[Barbaria1]

Uh-oh, @twonines , looks like we’re getting banned...

Heh. Cute funny. Nothing of the sort.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Heh. Cute funny. Nothing of the sort.

WHAT!!!! You mean they are not getting banned!! Oh noooo!

 

[montycrusto]

WHAT!!!! You mean they are not getting banned!! Oh noooo!

Just between ourselves, I think some of the mods are off their rockers

 

[Barbaria1]

Just between ourselves, I think some of the mods are off their rockers

Hmmmm .. I sense a new Monty drawing in the works here ...

 

[twonines]

Riding a cock near to Banbury Cross,
A young woman soon found herself at a loss.
Arrested and brought to Court in a flash,
The magistrate ordered a dose of the lash.
The message he really meant to get across
Was that she should stick to riding a hoss.

 

[Barbaria1]

Riding a cock near to Banbury Cross,
A young woman soon found herself at a loss.
Arrested and brought to Court in a flash,
The magistrate ordered a dose of the lash.
The message he really meant to get across
Was that she should stick to riding a hoss.

Giggle snort. These little twonines ditties are getting more inventive all the time.

 

[montycrusto]

happy St. Andrew’s Day!! To all Scots, half-Scots, Scotlandophiles and BDSM-lovers...

(one of the nicer pictures on Wikipedia)

X-cross (BDSM) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hugin&Munin]

Nice photo, but she's wearing way too many clothes.

 

[montycrusto]

Nice photo, but she's wearing way too many clothes.

Yes but then you can have the fun of undressing her

also, @Barbaria1 will just LOVE those combat boots!

 

[Barbaria1]

Yes but then you can have the fun of undressing her

also, @Barbaria1 will just LOVE those combat boots!

BDSM attire at its absolute worst? How low can they go?

 

[piraland]

Short story!

Once upon a time, there was a man who loved the moment of the apero!

This man, it's me.

The end​

 

[Loxuru]

Short story!

Once upon a time, there was a man who loved the moment of the apero!

This man, it's me.

The end

Judging from his 'blushing' nose, the 'moment' lasts the whole day!

 

[piraland]

Judging from his 'blushing' nose, the 'moment' lasts the whole day!

This moment can indeed last a very long time!

 

[montycrusto]

BDSM attire at its absolute worst? How low can they go?

Well I think it suits you

 

[twonines]

Another take on an old nursery rhyme for Melissa`s collection.

Ding, Dong Bell,
Her pussy hurts like Hell.
She`s having her labia pieced,
And her clitoris as well.
Why did she do it?
God, how it stings.
She`s only felt the needle yet
Wait till she feels the rings.

 

[montycrusto]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To see a crucifixion.
Then they joined CF to fill
Their new-found crux addiction.

 

[montycrusto]

Jack and Jill went up to bed
And started copulation.
“What’s coming out of you?” he said,
She cried: “ejillulation!”