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Dick Whittington went to London, taking his cat,
Nothing remarkable can be said about that.
As a young man, Dick was not very fussy,
So he certainly enjoyed plenty of pussy.
As he grew older, his career was set fair,
In the fulness of time, he became the Lord Mayor.
This let him see all the pretty whores stripping,
There in Bridewell for their judicial whipping.
 
Dick Whittington went to London, taking his cat,
Nothing remarkable can be said about that.
As a young man, Dick was not very fussy,
So he certainly enjoyed plenty of pussy.
As he grew older, his career was set fair,
In the fulness of time, he became the Lord Mayor.
This let him see all the pretty whores stripping,
There in Bridewell for their judicial whipping.
Priceless!
 
Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.
 
Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.
You must put these into a book! In fact if I get enough of them I will do just that.
 
You must put these into a book! In fact if I get enough of them I will do just that.
Shapely Bo Peep had lost all her sheep,
But this didn`t make that pretty girl weep.
That flock was only able to stray,
While Bo and her lover were having it away.
Bending naked, and quaking with dread,
As the farmer`s thick belt turned her butt red.
After this session of terrible pain,
Bo Peep never lost her sheep ever again.

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The vaccine should be tested on Politicians First
If they survive, the vaccines safe.

If they don't, the country is safe!
For those who missed the election night coverage a few weeks ago
 
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