The Menorah-A Stan and Barb Chanukah Story

[Barbaria1]

You better check his Christmas decorations, to see if that angel, that is supposed to be put on top of the tree, is still there! After this menorah 'stunt', I would not trust Goldman for an inch otherwise!

Sage advice!

 

[Barbaria1]

This is the best you’re gonna get Goldman! You deserve two lumps of coal!

 

[connoisseurs]

There is nothing better for bonding than shared memories of sweet moments...

Let’s go downstairs, sweet cheeks.

A nice interlude, Barb and Stan!

 

[windar]

There is nothing better for bonding than shared memories of sweet moments...

Speaking of which, the traditional food for Chanukah is potato pancakes or latkes served with sour cream Moore, would you be so kind as to make me a plate of them? Thanks...

 

[Barbaria1]

Speaking of which, the traditional food for Chanukah is potato pancakes or latkes served with sour cream View attachment 651060 Moore, would you be so kind as to make me a plate of them? Thanks...

Yours will be served with candle wax, Goldman ... assuming I can get the frigging things loose from where you stuck them into me!

 

[Jollyrei]

“Relax, Barb. This will be a great Chanukah present and you’ll like it just as much as I will.

I like it already. I can see the light.

 

[Jollyrei]

“I did the numbers, Barb. There are eight nights of Chanukah. You have two ears, two nostrils and one mouth, the last one of those all too often getting you and sometimes me in trouble. So that’s five.”

Barb did not look happy, but Stan continued. “Then there’s two places below, front and back, so that’s seven. And I think I can use your belly button for numero ocho

Not sure this is strictly kosher or orthodox, but carry on Rabbi.

 

[Barbaria1]

Not sure this is strictly kosher or orthodox, but carry on Rabbi.

 

[windar]

Not sure this is strictly kosher or orthodox, but carry on Rabbi.

Orthodox? Nah, Stan is Reform, reforming Barb, that is.

 

[Barbaria1]

Orthodox? Nah, Stan is Reform, reforming Barb, that is.

Is that what you call it?????

 

[connoisseurs]

It may be a bit late, but its appropriate

 

[Barbaria1]

It may be a bit late, but its appropriate
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Mmmmphhhhhhh ....

 

[Madiosi]

Mmmmphhhhhhh ....

Heavently silence! No complainings to hear.

 

[Barbaria1]

Heavently silence! No complainings to hear.

Just wait ...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Just wait ...

People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dared
Disturb the sound of [Barb's] silence

 

[Barbaria1]

People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dared
Disturb the sound of [Barb's] silence

Hello Darkness my old friend...

 

[Madiosi]

Now in archive
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/resources/the-menorah-by-windar.673/
and libary
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/crux-forums-e-book-library.4744/post-421018

 

[hongzu117]

I want to know what I missed in my absence, after the White Slave Trade.

 

[montycrusto]

A very enlightening tale @windar . Goldman and Barb are a match made in heaven.. which is handy as he’ll need one, to light the candles. Now who gets to blow them out and make a wish.,, or am I misunderstanding the point of Chanukah? Pretty sure I could guess what @Barbaria1 would wish for.,,

 

[windar]

Pretty sure I could guess what @Barbaria1 would wish for.,,

You mean that you have solved the great quandary that philosophers and thinkers throughout history, from Socrates to Freud to Gibson and Aguilera have failed to answer: "What do women want?"