There is a house in Cruxtonshire
That has a dungeon keep
And it's been the ruin of many a parlor maid
And God, I know I'm one
Lord Wragg is the master
And runs a very tight ship
Break a crystal goblet and it’s
Down to the dungeon keep
Now what the master most admires
Is a tight little ass to cane
And the only time he's satisfied
Is delivering forty strokes
[Organ Solo]
Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend their lives in sin and misery
In that House In Cruxtonshire
Now he’s got me at the four poster
Spreadeagled on the bed
To avoid being sacked and sent away
I’ll do anything he says
Well, there is a house in Cruxtonshire
Owned by the family Wragg
And it's been the ruin of many a parlor maid
And God, I know I'm one
Barbaria, October 2022
(Apologies to Burdon and The Animals)
That has a dungeon keep
And it's been the ruin of many a parlor maid
And God, I know I'm one
Lord Wragg is the master
And runs a very tight ship
Break a crystal goblet and it’s
Down to the dungeon keep
Now what the master most admires
Is a tight little ass to cane
And the only time he's satisfied
Is delivering forty strokes
[Organ Solo]
Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend their lives in sin and misery
In that House In Cruxtonshire
Now he’s got me at the four poster
Spreadeagled on the bed
To avoid being sacked and sent away
I’ll do anything he says
Well, there is a house in Cruxtonshire
Owned by the family Wragg
And it's been the ruin of many a parlor maid
And God, I know I'm one
Barbaria, October 2022
(Apologies to Burdon and The Animals)