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Tied Up

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Or as Grace Jones sings: "Pull up the bumper, baby".


The ever subtle Grace Jones

Pull up to my bumper baby
In your long black limousine
Pull up to my bumper baby
And drive it in between

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NailusMartyrs.com guarantees 2-day free delivery of blue-state brides to even the most remote Arkansas locations.
I was told, this was a pic of a returned bride, by an unsatisfied customer, waiting to be picked up!
So, these brides - is there a detailed catalogue? What happens to them if they are returned. Do they go back on the shelf for resale, or are they considered "used" and perhaps not fit for resale as a bride? Probably sold off as part of a slave coffle headed for hard labour?
 
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