Walnut

[Fox-on-Cross]

Also without a crucifixion in your home, alone, moreover a time-consuming preparation, you can as interlude lay a walnut under your naked feet during your wished time.
Press many times...
At your desk you can continue working.

 

[montycrusto]

I dropped one in the garden and this happened... it will be a while before I can crucify anybody on it!

 

[Eulalia]

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I dropped one in the garden and this happened... it will be a while before I can crucify anybody on it!

There's an old saying, 'A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be'.
It really isn't good for dogs. But walnut trees and women both bleed a lot, and beating them encourages the sap to rise. So they do say ...

 

[montycrusto]

There's an old saying, 'A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be'.
It really isn't good for dogs. But walnut trees and women both bleed a lot, and beating them encourages the sap to rise. So they do say ...

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Beating a woman certainly makes my sap rise…

 

[Loxuru]

What about making a cane from walnut tree wood?

 

[Rias]

There's an old saying, 'A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be'.
It really isn't good for dogs. But walnut trees and women both bleed a lot, and beating them encourages the sap to rise. So they do say ...

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naughty squirrel get down from this tree meow

 

[Loinclothslave]

Beating a woman certainly makes my sap rise…

Beating some men can make the sap rise too, works for me!

 

[dfg42]

There's an old saying, 'A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be'.
It really isn't good for dogs. But walnut trees and women both bleed a lot, and beating them encourages the sap to rise. So they do say ...

Don'tknow about woman, for dogs it is wrong. It must be replaced by Wiener Schnitzel, must be beaten many times till it is very flat.

 

[Loxuru]

But walnut trees and women both bleed a lot, and beating them encourages the sap to rise. So they do say ...

At least, the walnut tree can take revenge, by dropping rather hard fruit on the heads of the beaters!

 

[Fox-on-Cross]

The are many more possibilities four yourself to undergo pain without a real cross.
Only the shit is when it becomes too hard you stop instead to accept the rest.