You can undertand why Herod is so fond of him!A star sign delivered the news:
Behold! A new Queen of the Jews!
Her name is Barbaria
She’s known in this area
For her constant complaints about shoes.
You can undertand why Herod is so fond of him!A star sign delivered the news:
Behold! A new Queen of the Jews!
Her name is Barbaria
She’s known in this area
For her constant complaints about shoes.
Hmmm....shoes...the least of her worries when she’s nailed to a cross, I would guessA star sign delivered the news:
Behold! A new Queen of the Jews!
Her name is Barbaria
She’s known in this area
For her constant complaints about shoes.
You would be surprised.. such things are uppermost in @Barbaria1 ’s mind even at times like thoseHmmm....shoes...the least of her worries when she’s nailed to a cross, I would guess
Hmmm....shoes...the least of her worries when she’s nailed to a cross, I would guess
I’ve got demerits in mind if this line of postings continues ...You would be surprised.. such things are uppermost in @Barbaria1 ’s mind even at times like those
Quick assessment of the socio-political issues, and the way the Romans have of just hammering nails into them.“BARBARIA!!!!”
This rattled Jollyrei and me a bit.
“I say, Bob…” Jollyrei had to raise his voice over Marcella’s screams, and the racket the crowd was making, “this isn’t quite what I was expecting. I thought star signs announced the birth or the crowning of someone, but Barb’s reign doesn’t look as though it’s going terribly well.”
Your cowardice? I will now show you my collection of white feathers - off to Asia Minor!!My cowardice got the better of me. “What are we waiting for? Let’s get out of here! Asia Minor beckons!”
I don't even know this person you're writing here anymore, you know?“I wish you’d quit wittering on about Asia Minor, Wragg!” Jollyrei was exasperated. “There’s more to life than belly dancers!”
No doubt. Fierce three eyed clergy types always are a bit of a trick.He though it wise to bow. Jollyrei and I followed his example.
Okay, I'm feeling the part again now.Jollyrei, as usual, was less discreet. “Nineteen? Is that his age or his shoe size?”
Careful, lads. We've been under occult surveillance it seems. These guys might be dangerous.Twonines spoke again. “As I told you, sir, these are the Three Wise Men foretold by the prophets.”
See, there I go again, and you doing all this wise stuff like heading off to Asia Minor. I must watch myself.“Right-ho!” I said. “Well, thanks anyway! We’ll be off on our way to Asi….” I shut up as Jollyrei kicked me, hard.
Someone should probably tell me to shut up.“He could be a she.” Jollyrei, helpful as always.
Fortunately the king seems to have more of an intellectual bent than we thought at first. Really, I thought our number was on that one. Whew.“Actually, Bobinder, that was very good! Clever. I liked it. You can live. Now then, what brings you to Jerusalem?”
Wheels within wheels here.“Sire, we crowned Barbaria Queen of the Jews only yesterday.”
How do you do it, Monty???While Herod knocks back his best tipple,
He sees in the crowd a faint ripple.
“She’s coming!” they mutter,
“Barbaria, utter
Doyenne of the Tumescent Nipple!”
Might?Careful, lads. We've been under occult surveillance it seems. These guys might be dangerous.
@Barbaria1 can be very inspiringHow do you do it, Monty???
That's true... she does something and I inspire sharply!@Barbaria1 can be very inspiring
While Herod knocks back his best tipple,
He sees in the crowd a faint ripple.
“She’s coming!” they mutter,
“Barbaria, utter
Doyenne of the Tumescent Nipple!”
When as a Queen, Barbaria was hailed,
Herod`s sense of humour soon failed.
He thought her a usurpress,
And declared her to be surplus,
And said to a cross she`d be nailed.
And lo! the blessed demerits fall, even as the dew that droppeth from Heaven
How extremely fortunate - to have paid homage to King Herod and been allowed to continue breathing in return!Actually, Bobinder, that was very good! Clever. I liked it. You can live.
I suspect we'd have to get Herod out of the palace for the evening. Maybe Wragg and I could stage a diversion...Now, I wonder - what does it take to get an audience with Salome...?
Hang on... Yes! I do happen to have seven veils on my camel!I suspect we'd have to get Herod out of the palace for the evening. Maybe Wragg and I could stage a diversion...