We Three Blokes of Orient Aren't

[Jollyrei]

Hang on... Yes! I do happen to have seven veils on my camel!

Or, you know, we could just try to get out of this palace alive and GO TO ASIA MINOR!!

 

[Barbaria1]

Or, you know, we could just try to get out of this palace alive and GO TO ASIA MINOR!!

 

[phlebas]

View attachment 940031 you can have one hump and four camel toes,
or two humps and one camel toe.
(pic credit our CamCrux)

Just don't get the two mixed up!

now . . . .

Herod, the King of the Jews
Delivered Barbaria the news
"If you leave now my dear
Your slate will be clear
Please hurry up now and choose"

This didn't fit in with her plan
Barb was quite blunt with the man
"I don't give a toss
Put me up on that cross
I'll struggle the best that I can"

 

[Jollyrei]

This didn't fit in with her plan
Barb was quite blunt with the man
"I don't give a toss
Put me up on that cross
I'll struggle the best that I can"

Barb always did let her principles of natural justice get in the way of self-preservation.

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb always did let her principles of natural justice get in the way of self-preservation.

To dream the impossible dream, to fight against all odds, to leap tall buildings, to ... we’ll, you get the idea. That is what I do. The problem is ... nobody ever cooperates!

 

[montycrusto]

Barbaria embraces her fate,
Her martyrdom, served on a plate.
She cares not a toss
If she’s nailed to a cross;
Judaea is now a Blue State!

 

[montycrusto]

Salome, reclining in bed,
Called out to the wise men and said:
“Don’t carry on
Like that old Baptist John,
Or else I’ll ask dad for your head!”

 

[montycrusto]

You can undertand why Herod is so fond of him!

I’m hoping for promotion to co-pilate

 

[montycrusto]

So Pontius before the mob stands,
To hear their outrageous demands.
“Don’t make such a fracass,
It’s Barb or @Baracus ,
Just pick one and now wash your hands!”

 

[montycrusto]

Barb threatened, but threats sounded hollow,
For all knew swift justice would follow.
She faced harsh correction
For rude insurrection
And steadfast refusal to swallow .

 

[twonines]

Now, Barb is an obdurate lass
And soon it will come to pass,
As naked she bends
For all the demerits she sends,
She`ll be whipped on her tight little ass.

 

[montycrusto]

Barb said to a recent abuser,
“Screw you, Monty, fuck, what a loser!
You write such lame verse,
Now you’ll get something worse:
A well-earned demerit-palooza!”

 

[twonines]

Monty and I find ourselves in dead lumber,
As the demerits descend without number.
Without reason or rhyme,
With the difference in time,
They usually arrive while we slumber.

 

[montycrusto]

‘Tis true, our American friends
Greet the dawn just as nightfall descends
Over here in UK
But our witty word-play
Is so bright that it burns at both ends!

 

[Barbaria1]

So Pontius before the mob stands,
To hear their outrageous demands.
“Don’t make such a fracass,
It’s Barb or @Baracus ,
Just pick one and now wash your hands!”

Barb threatened, but threats sounded hollow,
For all knew swift justice would follow.
She faced harsh correction
For rude insurrection
And steadfast refusal to swallow .

Now, Barb is an obdurate lass
And soon it will come to pass,
As naked she bends
For all the demerits she sends,
She`ll be whipped on her tight little ass.

Barb said to a recent abuser,
“Screw you, Monty, fuck, what a loser!
You write such lame verse,
Now you’ll get something worse:
A well-earned demerit-palooza!”

Monty and I find ourselves in dead lumber,
As the demerits descend without number.
Without reason or rhyme,
With the difference in time,
They usually arrive while we slumber.

‘Tis true, our American friends
Greet the dawn just as nightfall descends
Over here in UK
But our witty word-play
Is so bright that it burns at both ends!

Unbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?

 

[montycrusto]

Unbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?

Limericks is about all we manufacture these days

 

[Barbaria1]

Limericks is about all we manufacture these days

That and Royals. Oh yeah ... Brexit too

 

[montycrusto]

That and Royals. Oh yeah ... Brexit too

Hey! Some Royals are made in America you know And Brexit was made in Russia..

 

[Quiet Paul]

Unbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?

Seems the most appropriate response from this side of the pond

 

[Barbaria1]

Seems the most appropriate response from this side of the pond

OWWWWWWW!!!!