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Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member

Loxuru

Graf von Kreuzigung
Unbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore? :confused:
The first effects of Covid vaccination? I think when they start on the continent, I shall initially pass and wait and see for a while! :confused:
“A limerick. King Herod loves limericks! Do you think he retains Monty Crusto for his numeracy skills? He’s brilliant at limericks. For you, it’s very simple. Make the King laugh, and all will be well. Fail, and…” he drew his finger across his neck.
Notice to myself : avoid Jerusalem. I am very bad in Limericks!:facepalm:
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
Staff member
There once were some blokes over in Blighty
Who thought themselves high and mighty
Stupid limericks they wrote
A sweet Barb to smote

Only to get Moore demerits rightly
 

Loxuru

Graf von Kreuzigung
**signs strategic Limerick-limitation treaty and promises to end testing of Limericks of mass destruction **
Good job it's not one of the three blokes signing this, we know what Persians think of Limerick-limitation treaties.
In case King Herodes would not respect this treaty, an international embargo on the exportation of Seagram's to Judea will be imposed.:D
 
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