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(with apologies to those who've seen this poem of mine rather too many times already)

Denim Shorts


Denim lets me writhe and twist
And struggle while I'm being kissed:
Tight as talons, taut as a drum,
Sharp as whipcord round my bum!

Shorts are sexy, brief and slight,
Such cruel fancies they excite -
Exposing to your savage eyes
The softness of my naked thighs!

Hugged by their harshness, how I feel
In the parts that they conceal
Hints of pleasurable pain -
The leather strap! The whistling cane!

To discipline me you’ve the urge?
I'll deck my quivering loins in serge.
How exquisite will be your thoughts
When you see me in denim shorts!
 
(with apologies to those who've seen this poem of mine rather too many times already)

Denim Shorts


Denim lets me writhe and twist
And struggle while I'm being kissed:
Tight as talons, taut as a drum,
Sharp as whipcord round my bum!

Shorts are sexy, brief and slight,
Such cruel fancies they excite -
Exposing to your savage eyes
The softness of my naked thighs!

Hugged by their harshness, how I feel
In the parts that they conceal
Hints of pleasurable pain -
The leather strap! The whistling cane!

To discipline me you’ve the urge?
I'll deck my quivering loins in serge.
How exquisite will be your thoughts
When you see me in denim shorts!
The image of you in denim shorts
Has made me have such cruel thoughts.
To punish you and do it right,
I need those buns both bare and tight1
 
I love the simple questions! Last summer, when walking in the city, I noticed. that the shorter the dress is, the bigger the female was. That is easy explained that some females invest their money rather in food the clothes, which seems a quite reasonable decision. So the answer is: FAT GIRLS WEAR SHORT SHORTS! fatgirlwearshorts.jpg
 
How exquisite will be your thoughts
When you see me in denim shorts!
A classic example of assonance. On a par with:
"The crumbling thunder of seas" -Robert Louis Stevenson
"Poetry is old, ancient, goes back far. It is among the oldest of living things. So old it is that no man knows how and why the first poems came." - Robert Frost - note the repeated long "o" sounds to sound old.
"A lanky, six-foot, pale boy with an active Adam's apple, ogling Lo and her orange-brown bare midriff, which I kissed five minutes later, Jack." - "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov
And perhaps the best practitioner, William Butler Yeats in "The Wild Swans at Coole":
"Upon the brimming water among the stones
Are nine-and-fifty swans."

Assonance - or as some would say, "getting the rhyme wrong."
 
A classic example of assonance. On a par with:
"The crumbling thunder of seas" -Robert Louis Stevenson
"Poetry is old, ancient, goes back far. It is among the oldest of living things. So old it is that no man knows how and why the first poems came." - Robert Frost - note the repeated long "o" sounds to sound old.
"A lanky, six-foot, pale boy with an active Adam's apple, ogling Lo and her orange-brown bare midriff, which I kissed five minutes later, Jack." - "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov
And perhaps the best practitioner, William Butler Yeats in "The Wild Swans at Coole":
"Upon the brimming water among the stones
Are nine-and-fifty swans."

Assonance - or as some would say, "getting the rhyme wrong."
I had a student years ago who, on a test, defined assonance as "the quality of being an asshole."
 
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