By coming to the Red Lion. Don't worry, Malins, you are in good hands, Messa has brought plenty of wood, and if you would like to leave your clothes over there in the corner we can begin. Now, did you prefer a single tailed whip or the Cat?
Okay good yes you're right.
Of course.
the troubles I get into always follow from my own choices.
You know me well enough by now.
So I do guess I'm in good hands.
Anyway since
@mp5stab has done up my hair (thanks Emily, totally awesome)
I don't need my hair-sticks anymore so I have been just playing with them in my hands,
can you hold the for a while Phlebas while I disrobe?
Mind you the silver coating isn't just to make those carpenter's nails look more jewelry-like.
Silver works well for infection prevention you know.
You see ... I've thought this all through very well!
(ummm really!?!? It suddenly occurs to me I may have missed something rather essential ...)
Ummm okay this is a bit embarassing and awkward.
I bought this dress specifically for the occasion...
(I sort of guessed I would only be wearing it once)
well this is actually the first time I'm getting out of it
and damn it I just can't get to the zipper on back. Help me out please Sir?
(Hasn't this happened to me before? .... I never learn!)
Thank you Sir. I can do all the rest myself
...
Uuuh okay. Standing exposed, I feel way less self conscious than expected ...
that will be due to your reassuring presence Sir,
and perhaps also the general level of raucous ribaldry and nudity all around.
(but seriously, guys, those darts? Aren't the nails enough? Once our crosses are up against the wall, you're going to use us as dartboards as well!?!)
Uuuh what next.
Right.
Now, did you prefer a single tailed whip or the Cat?
Well the single tail can raise searing fire
the cat, especially the heavy ropey ones with the thick bloodknots, they tend more to the crushing thud
You now enough of me I'm sure to know I'd go for the single tail
but then again, you need some room to wield it properly, swing wide,
the cat may be better if you have to work in close quarters!
Your call Sir, as from now on anything is...