Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Wragg]

The following is politically and religiously incorrect, but is crux-related so I wanted to share. Just substitute the name of any other politician in the first line if you're offended.



Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'

The American Diplomats go into a corner for a few minutes.

They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American Diplomats replied 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead, we’re taking no chances'

 

[old slave]

I think Tree concurs with this one................................................

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[LittleSiss]

 

[Naraku]

From today's news paper:

 

[LittleSiss]

From today's news paper:
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I still don't really like you, Nik!



But give me time.

 

[old slave]

Animal revenge:



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[LittleSiss]

I just logged on to youtube and saw this.

 

[old slave]

Animal revenge: AGAIN

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[old slave]

The wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive.
Apparently the response of "Don't worry honey, your tits cover it" wasn't the answer she was looking for.​

 

[Eulalia]

An attempted Military Coo in Scotland! ​

 

[old slave]

An attempted Military Coo in Scotland! ​

Exactly as I see coos after sampling the local beverages.

 

[Repertor]

View attachment 399007 An attempted Military Coo in Scotland! ​

They have been chased away. Now they are invading the USA!

 

[Naraku]

View attachment 399007 An attempted Military Coo in Scotland! ​

They have been chased away.View attachment 399959 Now they are invading the USA!

"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the cows of war."

 

[LittleSiss]

FEAR THE BOVINE BRIGADE THEY ARE THE BEST AT UNDERCOVER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIDN'T SEE THAT CUMMING .... DID YOU???????????????


PROBABLY ONLY TWICE!​

Gave some credit.

 

[Repertor]

Coovalry charge

Air raid

Submarines

Counter attack

Collateral damage

 

[LittleSiss]

View attachment 400087 Collateral damage

UTTER NONSENSE ?

UDDER?

 

[Repertor]

UTTER NONSENSE ?

UDDER?

 

[LittleSiss]

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Well ... boobs are different for everyone ...

I really do not know were I'm going with this....................

The last one is totally Tash!

 

[Repertor]

Well ... boobs are different for everyone ...

I always thought there were only seven kinds of boobs.


But you seem to have invented an eighth type, the dynamic boobs.

 

[LittleSiss]

I always thought there were only seven kinds of boobs.

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But you seem to have invented an eighth type, the dynamic boobs.

Don't hate!

They were only drawn that way!