Well, Moore, you've had quite a year.
You were whipped in the Mamartine Prison in Rome
and on a ship
and in Africa.
You were given electric shocks.
You were racked in the Tower of London (fitting punishment for that stunt in booking the Dorchester).
You were hung near death, not once, but twice.
And there was that water wheel in Istanbul-that might be the next new ride at Coney Island.
You met the Pope,
the Ottoman Sehzade
and the President (no, not THAT one, this one).
But, here's the thing, Barb. You're getting a bit older now, Another birthday. You can't keep doing this for ever, can you? It might be time to think about taking it easy, settling down with the right guy and living a more normal life. Or perhaps, not...
Either way,
Have a great birthday, Barb!
Your partner in crime (solving them that is), Stan