El Coyote's Odds And Ends

[Dorothy Brown]

Anyone Like To Put Me Under
I`m A Screamer

 

[Ted Parry]

Anyone Like To Put Me Under
I`m A Screamer

You may be a screamer Dotty ..... but you are about to be a bubbler ......

 

[Loxuru]

Anyone Like To Put Me Under

Into that clear, fresh water, Dorothy?
I thought you were used to a higher standard of dunginess to get dunked into?

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Into that clear, fresh water, Dorothy?
I thought you were used to a higher standard of dunginess to get dunked into?

That`s the kinky part going under a mess like that
i have been ducked in a water tank of cold water
but going under there ,WOW that is exciting

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Back soon the kids are demanding food
they are watching Strictly Come Dancing
Hubby`s at the pub

 

[Dorothy Brown]

My Kids think i`m crackers they were sat
beside me on the settee and i was singing
along to last night of the proms and it was
like Mum Mum what are you doing, that`s
not cool ,i despair

 

[Ted Parry]

My Kids think i`m crackers they were sat
beside me on the settee and i was singing
along to last night of the proms and it was
like Mum Mum what are you doing, that`s
not cool ,i despair

... at least there were lyrics to the songs you were singing, unlike the the illegible crap that passes for music these days .....

 

[Dorothy Brown]

I Have never been a pop fan even when i was younger
but i still get it from the kids Ella Fitzgerald , "Who`s She"

 

[Dorothy Brown]

So Unfair, I`m Booked On A Flight Back To England Tomorrow

 

[Ted Parry]

So Unfair, I`m Booked On A Flight Back To England Tomorrow

Slip it in your suitcase Dotty .... but you may have to pay excess baggage ......

 

[Dorothy Brown]

That`s What Happens When You Walk
Around Sherwood Forest On Your Own

 

[d'Not]

Anyone Like To Put Me Under
I`m A Screamer

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Is this the old
If it floats or can swim, it's a witch
If it drowns, it was innocent.
With the chest flotation devices, the bet is it can keep it's head above water.
Too bad. Not innocent.

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Mr Tree Having Fun With Barbaria

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

My Kids think i`m crackers they were sat
beside me on the settee and i was singing
along to last night of the proms and it was
like Mum Mum what are you doing, that`s
not cool ,i despair

Don't worry,Doctor Who is back soon...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Don't worry,Doctor Who is back soon...

Yes And He Has Had A Sex Change

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

Yes And He Has Had A Sex Change

Has he ?? I hadn't noticed....

 

[CCM51]

So Unfair, I`m Booked On A Flight Back To England Tomorrow

Careful flying. Your plane could get diverted to somewhere thats got a noose waiting for you.

Funneled down the corridor for suspicious (attractive) looking ladies. Strip search. Drugs planted. Oh dear...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

What has Barbaria Done This Time

 

[Barbaria1]

What has Barbaria Done This Time

Crashed Tree's Mustang again, I think.

 

[Barbaria1]

Mr Tree Having Fun With Barbaria

And he is the one who needs a bath!