Impeccable timing there, Conn!Yeah, sure... As soon as I have read this wonderful story about Barb in Paris to the end, I will come up with an idea. Just wait for it.
Form your posts, conn, one would believe that you have some experience with duplicitousness of the females of our species? They aren't all sweet young things? Some might be manipulative, conniving, mercenary, cruel, etc.? Please say no! Don't destroy my illusions!Are you the guy who has fallen for that?
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God no! That´s a utterly unfounded prejudgement! They are only playful, searching their boundaries. Once you have cleared a few simple rules, they are all the fun to have around!Some might be manipulative, conniving, mercenary, cruel, etc.?
There seems to be an Eifel Tower replica in every US town named Paris :
As we drew up in front of the station I could see that a sizeable crowd had gathered ... all of them appeared to be good ole boys as near as I could tell, judging by the abundance of beer bellies, beards, Dixie flag tee shirts, and gun racks on the line of pickup trucks parked nearby.
Get Tree sobered up and down here fast. I go on trial in the morning
"You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you."“Ye have the right to remain silent. Anything ya say will be used against ya in a court of law ...”
“Are you finished?” I gasped. “This is highly irregular, you know! I intend to file a formal complaint.”
I´m sure that not only myself but one or another member here is willing to help you to understand (of course nobody as good as me)But somehow I never seem to understand
You mean there are four towns named Paris?There seems to be an Eifel Tower replica in every US town named Paris :
More than that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_(disambiguation)You mean there are four towns named Paris?
The Native Americans did that. They didn't have any places called Paris.Why couldn't the Americans dream up their own names for places?
You've never been in my bedroom, have you? No, of course you haven'tI bet they don't have anywhere called 'Great Snoring'!
I knowThe Americans maybe not - but the English. East England to be precise.
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We need the services of a Witchfinder Ensign to answer that. He is trained to pluck out each hair one-by-one to find the mark of the devil (or, in this case, the secret message tattooed on her puss (maybe her hourly rate?)).
Glad you finally showed some concern for me Phleb. Enough with the sights of Paris. Do something to get me out of here!!!!!!
They have a Pizza Barn? I thought it was a little dump. All the cosmopolitan splendors!
I could have saved a bundle taking Moore to Rome, New York and London, Ontario instead of the other places by those names
There seems to be an Eifel Tower replica in every US town named Paris :
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Poor Barb, naked and suffering in front of all these rubes.
Wonderful, isn't it
I don't care if they take offense! Those rubes! They are not being nice to my Barb! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes!Shhhhhhhh! Don’t call them rubes. They might take offense. I’m in enough trouble already
I don't care if they take offense! Those rubes! They are not being nice to my Barb! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes! Rubes!
Take that you Rubes!