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View attachment 655870 I agreed to go for a walk in the woods was not expecting this treatment.
Reminds me of this story:
The Policeman: "I was walking through the woods the other day when I saw this young man, he had his arms around this tree, his nether garments were in disarray, pulled down to his ankles and, upon looking round the back of the tree, I saw that his wrists had been handcuffed together." "
Allo, Allo," I said, "What are you up to me old son?"
"Oh officer," he replied "Thank the Lord that you have come, a tewwible thing has happened to me."
"What would that be son?" I replied.
"Ohhh, Officer. I was walking in the woods when I saw this man standing right here with his arms around this tree. Hallo I" I said, "What are you doing hugging the tree like that?"
"I'm the Fowestwy Commission Twee measuwew Sweetie, would you like a go?"
"Ohh Yes I'd love to!" I replied, hugging the twee like he had."
"In an instant these hand cuffs wewe clapped on my wwists, my twousews and undies wewe pulled down and and an act of gwoss indecency was committed upon my pewson!" (With a sob.)
"Ho, Ho, Ho, not your lucky day son!"