Bare-Naked (Famous) Ladies

[sympazero2]

Friday Foolishness


10,000 years before it was built, Ungabunga (R) tries to
persuade Ingabinga (L) to accompany him to Chateau Roissy.

We join them in mid negotiation...​

Ingabinga: Okay, but no anal!
Ungabunga: What've you got against anal?
I: I don't want to get pregnant!
U: You can't pregnant in your ass!
I: Yeah? Where d'you think lawyers come from?

This of course is also history's first lawyer joke.​

 

[sympazero2]

More F-F...

Can anybody within the sound of my voice identify this species?

Whatever it is, I want one. (Preferably in time for the weekend.)
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[sympazero2]

Dementia ain't what it used to be...

Oh, Clive! Don’t you just yearn for those bygone days of our youth, when every
Saturday night you would fetch your grandfather’s cat-o-nine-tails from his sea chest
then strip me naked and tie me to the banister and whip me bloody and senseless?
Well, don’t you?


I'm sorry, Miss, have we met?​

 

[Barbaria1]

Have we done Anne Heywood yet? Sorry if this is a repost.

 

[Loxuru]

10,000 years before it was built, Ungabunga (R) tries to
persuade Ingabinga (L) to accompany him to Chateau Roissy.

Not that difficult to persuade her to join him to the chateau. The landscape behind them shows that Roissy still had a tundra climate 10,000 years ago. At least, those long ago days, people were happy with global warming. And she wil join him to the chateau, because at least, it is warm inside there, and whatever he will do to her is less of her concern, as long as she is out of the cold!

 

[sympazero2]

Went to an Eastern Russian Wedding (in L.A.) the other week - interesting traditions.

Real quote:
"In many Eastern European countries, it is traditional for
the groom to vigorously hand-spank his bride after the ceremony."

(In Moldavia, they use a horse-whip and all the groomsmen take a turn).
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[thehangingtree]

Went to an Eastern Russian Wedding (in L.A.) the other week - interesting traditions.

Real quote:
"In many Eastern European countries, it is traditional for
the groom to vigorously hand-spank his bride after the ceremony."
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(In Moldavia, they use a horse-whip and all the groomsmen take a turn).
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In NW Arkansas the bride kindly serves beer, moonshine drinks to the guests...

 

[Naraku]

More 007
"Diamonds are Forever".
George Lazenby declined to make another Bond film. After considering and being turned down by Burt Reynolds, John Gavin, Michael Gambon and Adam West; the producers finally decide to lure Connery back by agreeing to pay him an ass-load of money (that's the official amount, one ass-load).
Connery's co-star was Jill St John as Tiffany Case.

St John didn't do any nude scenes that I've been able to find. But she did some revealing photos.

 

[Naraku]

St John played the bad girl Bond turns good by having sex with her.
Lana Wood played Plenty O'Toole, the innocent bystander who has sex with Bond, gets thrown out a window and is later drowned in a pool. Poor editing made it unclear why she wound up dead.

I posted some nude shots of Wood before, but there buried way back at the beginning of the thread, so I'll post them again.

Both Wood and St John dated Sean Connery during the filming; proving he is the REAL 007.

Lana Wood is the younger sister of Natalie Wood. After Natalie's drowning in 1982, her husband, Robert Wagner began dating Jill St John. They were married in 1990 and are still together.
Lana and Jill despise each other.

 

[Naraku]

French actress Denise Perrier has a brief, uncredited role early in the film. Bond questions her about Blofeld by choking her with her bikini top. I think this brief glimpse is the only real nudity in a 007.

 

[Jollyrei]

French actress Denise Perrier has a brief, uncredited role early in the film. Bond questions her about Blofeld by choking her with her bikini top. I think this brief glimpse is the only real nudity in a 007.
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Is that in Dr. No?

 

[sympazero2]

Denise Perrier acted topless in “Diamonds Are Forever”.

"Lana and Jill despise each other. " No surprise there.
Somebody got away with Negligent Homicide in Natalie Wood's death.

Jill St John specialized in see-thru tops. (That #2 shot is a fake)
After she started dating Henry Kissinger I stopped wanting to see-through.
What a repulsive thought.

Nice post of Lana, Naraku, a couple of shots I don't have.
Keep up the good work!

 

[sympazero2]

Is that in Dr. No?

Have we done Anne Heywood yet? Sorry if this is a repost.

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No, we hadn't done Ms Heywood - thanks B.

A decent actress, she was almost beautiful, but certainly pretty.
(Ironically, her original name was Violet Joan Pretty.)

Her breakthrough serious film was "The Fox", produced
like most of her work by her husband Raymond Stross.
It created quite the scandal in 1967 - a top film star going topless
and playing a lesbian!

 

[sympazero2]

Change of pace - Saturday Sillies (As silly as it gets)

My favourite dog in the universe:


(GIF)​

 

[Loxuru]

I think this brief glimpse is the only real nudity in a 007.

There was this brief shower scene in 'The Spy Who Loved Me', with Barbara Bach (or a body double). Underway in a submarine, her character is allowed to take a shower in the captain's cabin. A sailor who brings a report, spots her through a slit in the curtain. Reaction of the captain : "Never seen a Major who takes a shower?"

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Friday Foolishnesses

That reminds me, when does the Tour de France start?

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Better get a good seat!

So forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah
Queen

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Poor George Lazenby. He gets his big acting break with the starring role in a major motion picture. But, he's replacing a beloved actor in the role he made famous and with which he will always be identified. Contrary to popular belief, "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" was not a bomb. It made a handsome profit. But, it earned less than it's predecessors and the critical and fan reaction to Lazenby was brutal. Still, it had more gorgeous women than any of Connery's films.
Unfortunately, the female star, Diana Rigg, has never done any nude scenes.
But, she did get into a lot of bondage situations in The Avengers:
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This fact has been the blight of my entire life - from youthhood to my current advancing years;
I fear I shall depart this earth without ever having seen the lady in her deshabille splendour.
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One of my all-time favorite squeezes also, Sympa.


The first shot is from "A Touch of Brimstone," the closest to actual BDSM porn, I ever saw on a TV show in those days! A takeoff on the real "Hellfire Club" at the time of George III (look it up - fascinating concept)

Here is a slow motion of the reveal and ravishment(?) of Mrs. Peel (Diana). Again, an incredibly graphy BDSM theme combined with the camera lingering on her body in ways movies didn't even do then. (Turn off sound )

"THE QUEEN OF SIN!"

 

[geolier]

Have we done Anne Heywood yet? Sorry if this is a repost.

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Do you have more pictures of that nun-film and the breast-torture?

 

[elephas]

Nudes by Steven Meisel
Models: Adriana Lima, Bella & Gigi Hadid, Gisele Bündchen, Karlie Kloss, Julia Stegner, Lily Donaldson, Natalia Vodianova, Kate Winslet, Madonna, Ymre Stiekema.

 

[connoisseurs]

In NW Arkansas the bride kindly serves beer, moonshine drinks to the guests...

I have heard of other traditions in NW Arkansas