Now This Just Isn't Funny

[connoisseurs]

Being a good christian girl, she wanted to make sure she would be a virgin till her wedding night. She was, but...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

You have to wait for the end
View attachment joy & kay.mp4

 

[twonines]

The same two guys were taken back to Normandy on a reunion and stood at the bottom of a small hill, "You wouldn`t think it took us three bloody weeks to fight our way up there, would you?" "No" said his mate, "and if we had the `elf and Safety people then,we`d still be at it." (British joke)

A battalion up in the desert receives a Sitrep that Private Smith`s mother has passed away. The CO calls the Sergeant Major and explains the situation, asking him to break the sad news, but emphasising that he must use the utmost tact. The Sergeant Major immediately has A Company form up on parade.
"All you what `as your mothers living, one pace forward march, Smith as you were"

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Oh wait! Tomorrow's Saturday!
I think I'll have another glass!

 

[LittleSiss]

 

[foggybottom]

Trying to be cool but plays the fool.
View attachment Being a cool fool.mp4

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[phlebas]

various

 

[Rias]

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kittys are good and gods meow

 

[Rias]

various

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oho from zone 51 on this one real movie on youtube they not nice treat this one little grey-white kitty

 

[Rias]

various

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Marilyn Manson ?

 

[connoisseurs]

Communication...

 

[Rias]

squirrel is a collector

 

[foggybottom]

Always check out your stage before a performance.

View attachment On Stage - hopping around in front of thousands until... (Ac.mp4

 

[Loxuru]

Always check out your stage before a performance.

Isn't it part of the act then?

Must be, since the music continues!

"What do you mean : 'playbacking'!? My favourite artist does not do that!"

 

[Rias]

oho squirrel was searching peanuts in wrong place?

 

[connoisseurs]

And we have so many smart girls here on CF

 

[Loxuru]

squirrel is a collector

oho squirrel was searching peanuts in wrong place?

That squirrel IS nuts!

 

[foggybottom]

Dance rodent dance.
View attachment Our squirrel can dance to the music too.mp4

 

[Rias]

Dance rodent dance.
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oho with this tail and that fast cleaning floor squirrel not need vacuum cleaner robot me think