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Ok - you all inspired me to go on with this one. Hope I can keep it up to your expectations...
Thanks, Eulalia. I’m always nervous if I extend a story beyond the initial inspiration. I had only intended to write about “checking in.” Now I’ve got to keep the whole execution interesting somehow...Oh yes Juan, that comes up to expectations - cracking!
Not necessarily. There are such things as executive pardons and clemency. There are certainly enough stories about nailing and all the gory details here that I for one will be quite happy without that..Th
Thanks, Eulalia. I’m always nervous if I extend a story beyond the initial inspiration. I had only intended to write about “checking in.” Now I’ve got to keep the whole execution interesting somehow...
Now there’s an idea...Not necessarily. There are such things as executive pardons and clemency. There are certainly enough stories about nailing and all the gory details here that I for one will be quite happy without that..
Just then a motorcade pulled up and out popped the President.
"Hey everybody!" he waved, "It's great to see everybody here - great crowd - great crowd - I love it. You know I was just watching the whipping on TV, and I just thought, Jessica, you look like a wonderful person. A really wonderful, fabulous, beautiful person, and I think this is horrible. I do. I think it's horrible. I'm a very humane person. I'm the most humane person on the face of the earth. No one is more humane than me, so when I saw this, I thought it was horrible. Just a horrible, horrible thing to be happening in our beautiful land. I think it's a disgrace. I really do. So Jessica, I've decided to pardon you. I like pardons - I've really been enjoying them lately, and I think this is a wonderful time for pardoning a wonderful woman. So I signed the pardon 10 minutes ago, so you're free."
Just then a motorcade pulled up and out popped the President.
"Hey everybody!" he waved, "It's great to see everybody here - great crowd - great crowd - I love it. You know I was just watching the whipping on TV, and I just thought, Jessica, you look like a wonderful person. A really wonderful, fabulous, beautiful person, and I think this is horrible. I do. I think it's horrible. I'm a very humane person. I'm the most humane person on the face of the earth. No one is more humane than me, so when I saw this, I thought it was horrible. Just a horrible, horrible thing to be happening in our beautiful land. I think it's a disgrace. I really do. So Jessica, I've decided to pardon you. I like pardons - I've really been enjoying them lately, and I think this is a wonderful time for pardoning a wonderful woman. So I signed the pardon 10 minutes ago, so you're free."
(Yes, that was a joke.) And for the record, I am not a Trump hater. My opinion of his is very nuanced. This is for laughs only, not political commentary. In fact, the above-mentioned president is NOT Trump.
I don't even know why I mentioned Trump - sorry - stupid. It's not JFK either, or Washington. Promise.
Uh huh
Maybe Millard Fillmore? Maybe President 'Bobby' in "Being There"?I don't even know why I mentioned Trump - sorry - stupid. It's not JFK either, or Washington. Promise.
Thank you. Unfortunately, I have a few open stories right now. My top priorities for the moment are “Sentence Negotiation” and my Anjali Batra story. Thanks for reading!!Good morning,
I hope there is more to this story. Its really good so far.