Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Of course you do, dear Barb. It just doesn't count.Ummmmm ... do I get a vote?
Of course you do, dear Barb. It just doesn't count.Ummmmm ... do I get a vote?
5, and definitely 5b!
But seriously.. how can you leave out Option Kaboom.. Where our Barb is zapped by a freak electrical storm, gets tumescent superpowers and becomes Barbarian WonderWench....
There didn’t seem to be room on the wheel for frivolous optimismWhat? No get out of jail free option?
There didn’t seem to be room on the wheel for frivolous optimism
Objection! That vote should be disallowed!
Why?
Do I have to have a reason?
Now you've gone and done it! I planned to have a thunderstorm with lightning to zap the prison and save Barb. Now that you've revealed that, I'm out of ways to save her. Too bad, Barb!Where our Barb is zapped by a freak electrical storm, gets tumescent superpowers and becomes Barbarian WonderWench
Aww shucks, my bad .. (I still vote 4)Now you've gone and done it! I planned to have a thunderstorm with lightning to zap the prison and save Barb. Now that you've revealed that, I'm out of ways to save her. Too bad, Barb!
Now you've gone and done it! I planned to have a thunderstorm with lightning to zap the prison and save Barb. Now that you've revealed that, I'm out of ways to save her. Too bad, Barb!
The triumph of hope over experience?Ummmmm ... do I get a vote? NUMBER ONE!!!! Fallback would be number two.
The way things are going in the trial,it looks as though 4 is the best she can hope for with 5 a distinct possibility ,by which time,you can afford to be merciful and make it 5a.I am offering my readers an informal, unscientific Reader Poll.
What will (should) be Barbara’s Fate:
1. Acquitted on all charges, an apology for mistreating her and a 7-figure cash settlement to avoid a civil rights lawsuit. Barbara returns to Minnesota as a hero of prisoners’ rights and is appointed Chancellor of the University. Her first action is to call in Dean W****r to explain discrepancies in his budget. Her second action is to breakup the “old-boy” network in the faculty and institute a remarkably gender inclusive and ethnically diverse institution.
2. Acquitted on all charges, and sent back to Mini-soda to bedevil Dean W****r (after a quick shag with Jeffrey).
3. Acquitted on murder, convicted on lesser charges, given a prison caning, then a possible threesome with Jeffrey and Amanda before returning home to find her driveway blocked by a freak early-Spring snowstorm that dumped 27 inches for her to shovel.
4. Convicted on all counts, sentenced to a severe caning and five-to-ten in Changi as Mamat’s and Imran’s bitch.
5. Convicted on all counts, sentenced to a severe caning and death. Including four weeks before the execution to allow to be used and abused at Changi. You chose the method of execution
5a. Long drop (quick hanging)
5b. Short Drop (slow strangulation hanging)
5c. Impalement (choose orifice)
5d. Impalement Hanging (partially impaled, then, while still alive, slowly strangled with a noose)
Enjoy. Results will be tabulated by an independent accounting firm and published at the end of Easter (CONVID) Break.
What`s Amanda done? Barb could be the new Charlotte, who is an interesting character, and though unlikely, her story would make interesting reading.I vote 4. Prison bitch. Sorry Barb
Or 5(b) as long as a reprieve comes just before death...
Or 1 or 2 if she writes a memoir titled “Ch-ch-ch-Changi” and Amanda is forced to take her place in prison.
Or whatever you want Mr. P; I am sure it will be great! And I want a spin-off story about Charlotte..
Since when is that a consideration? But if you insist, she is clearly Guilty of being a sexy young trollop.What`s Amanda done?
If that is a jailable offence, then the prison building programme is in serious trouble.Since when is that a consideration? But if you insist, she is clearly Guilty of being a sexy young trollop.
In the words of Barbara - "That's not Fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Ill not mention the name of the town for obvious reason