Christmas Dinner

[Dorothy Brown]

I Know it`s more than a week off, but i can pretend, can`t i

 

[thehangingtree]

this is exactly why Tree bought an oven with a glass door...

T

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Trust You to come up with a clever remark , i hope i am not too chewy

 

[thehangingtree]

we'll tenderize you...

Then marinate you...

And stuff you...

I'm sure you be fine...

Tree

 

[thehangingtree]

after preparations are done, it will be time to get you ready for the oven...


t

 

[Barbaria1]

And at what temperature should I set the oven?

 

[thehangingtree]

ow, Dorothy, seems we are out to get you!!!

T

 

[Barbaria1]

ow, Dorothy, seems we are out to get you!!!

T

Oh good, does this mean I get to help? I can rustle up some garnishing; maybe some spices?

 

[admihoek]

and a sneaky look in the kitchen

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[Barbaria1]

and a sneaky look in the kitchen

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Judges are not supposed to sneak. You are the law, remember?

 

[admihoek]

Judges are not supposed to sneak. You are the law, remember?

just because that law and so on, yep it has to go sneaky

 

[thehangingtree]

And at what temperature should I set the oven?

350F but don't preheat. Let her feel the heat rise...

T

 

[Barbaria1]

350F but don't preheat. Let her feel the heat rise...

T

Ok boss! How long do you think she will last?

 

[LittleSiss]

And at what temperature should I set the oven?

Gas 2 I should think!

 

[thehangingtree]

Ok boss! How long do you think she will last?

It depends on how well she is basted...

Gas 2 I should think!

Tree will not cook with anything else!!!

T

 

[Barbaria1]

It depends on how well she is basted...

T

Then she will last a long time...I am good at basting.

 

[admihoek]

Then she will last a long time...I am good at basting.

but use the right and spicy juices

 

[riwa]

Does this mean I should get into the Christmas spirit by singing...
"Deck the halls with thighs of Dorothy... fa-la-la-la-la... la-la-la-la
Her rump roast should be a trophy... fa-la-la-la-la... la-la-la-la?"

 

[LittleSiss]

Does this mean I should get into the Christmas spirit by singing...
"Deck the halls with thighs of Dorothy... fa-la-la-la-la... la-la-la-la
Her rump roast should be a trophy... fa-la-la-la-la... la-la-la-la?"

More to the point, I think it means you shouldn't quit your day job!!!

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Oh Little Sis. Naughty, Naughty