Bare-Naked (Famous) Ladies

[sympazero2]

Wednesday Nite Wishes


Yes, I know how it looks, me handcuffed
naked to a lamppost, just begging to
get whipped by any layabout passer-by...
But it's actually a work of Conceptual Art entitled
"No means No!"
A performance piece, you might say?
And guess what... You're not in it, sunshine!​

 

[sympazero2]

Thursday Thingamajigs...

Excuse me? Does anybody here know who I'm supposed to see?
They sent me here to be whipped, but I’ve been waiting two hours?
Yes, they gave me anklets and bracelets and a collar with a leash and I'm supposed
to go face out on an X-frame and take a hundred single-tail 'full-frontal', whatever that means...


Listen, should I go home and come back another day?
It's no bother, I live quite close.​

 

[Gibbs505]

Thursday Thingamajigs...

Excuse me? Does anybody here know who I'm supposed to see?
They sent me here to be whipped, but I’ve been waiting two hours?
Yes, they gave me anklets and bracelets and a collar with a leash and I'm supposed
to go face out on an X-frame and take a hundred single-tail, whatever that means...

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Listen, should I go home and come back another day?
It's no bother, I live quite close.​

I like, but is this lady famous?

 

[sympazero2]

I like, but is this lady famous?

Every time you ask, she gets famouser and famouser.

 

[Gibbs505]

Every time you ask, she gets famouser and famouser.

LOL, a little Alice there!

 

[sympazero2]

LOL, a little Alice there!

On the same topic, I posted this one a few years back:



"If I whip you for 15 minutes, will I be famous?"​

 

[Gibbs505]

Infamous?

 

[sympazero2]

Infamous?

I know you get it, but for the young crowd in the house who don't,

this refers to A Warhol's celebrated edict:
"In the future everybody will be famous for 15 minutes"​

 

[Gibbs505]

Indeed, and you the Alice reference!

 

[Apostate]

1960-70’s American sexpot Joey Heatherthon is another example of extremely low hanging fruit. Not that I mind.

 

[sympazero2]

Melissa George

How we've overlooked her thus far beats the hell out of me.

She is one generous and saucy little baggage.
(Or is that baggy little sausage?)





NB Suitable for framing.
These are large files, don't drop 'em on your toes...​

 

[sympazero2]

Friday Foolishnesses

That reminds me, when does the Tour de France start?



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[sympazero2]

I've been saving this lady for obvious reasons...

Look up the word Beauté in the French Larousse (Dictionary),
You’ll find this image:

Marie-Christine Barrault
(Another Oscar ® Nominee
"Cousin Cousine" 1975
and the last Mme Roger Vadim)






They made only one of her. ​

 

[Gibbs505]

Friday Foolishnesses

That reminds me, when does the Tour de France start?

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Better get a good seat!

 

[Apostate]

I've been saving this lady for obvious reasons...

Look up the word Beauté in the French Larousse (Dictionary),
You’ll find this image:
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Marie-Christine Barrault
(Another Oscar ® Nominee
"Cousin Cousine" 1975
and the last Mme Roger Vadim)


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They made only one of her. ​

Saw it in a New Orleans triplex when it came out in this country, the only subtitled film I’ve ever seen outside of an art house or film society, and the memory of "Cousin Couisine" triggers a not unwelcome nostalgia attack.

And I finally get to see Mme Barrault a lot more naked. Thanks, sympazero.

 

[sympazero2]

Better get a good seat!

I was thinking of offering a substantial sum for the seat she's riding on now...
(Too tacky? Yeah, I agree.)

 

[Apostate]

Barre exercises and a couple of submissive poses. Like most men and a significant subset of women I have a thing for ballerinas.

 

[Naraku]

Returning to my 007 theme:
"You Only Live Twice" offers very little in bare naked ladies (in other places, not in the movie). Neither Akiko Wakabayashi - Aki, the good girl who slept with Bond and got posioned by a ninja, nor Karin Dor - Helga, the bad girl who slept with Bond and got fed to piranhas - seem to have any nude photos out there.
The only one I could find anything on is Mie Hama, who plays Kissy Suzuki, the good girl who sleeps with Bond and survives.

Having sex with Bond is a pretty dicey thing. Yeah, he might be great in bed, but there's a 50/50 chance you'll wind up dead.

 

[Naraku]

Poor George Lazenby. He gets his big acting break with the starring role in a major motion picture. But, he's replacing a beloved actor in the role he made famous and with which he will always be identified. Contrary to popular belief, "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" was not a bomb. It made a handsome profit. But, it earned less than it's predecessors and the critical and fan reaction to Lazenby was brutal. Still, it had more gorgeous women than any of Connery's films.
Unfortunately, the female star, Diana Rigg, has never done any nude scenes.
But, she did get into a lot of bondage situations in The Avengers:

 

[Naraku]

The film included a harem of women being hypnotized to....
...you know what, the plot never made much sense, even for a Bond movie.

One of them, on the ground in the black outfit, was a newcomer named Joanna Lumley (that's right, Mrs Peel and Miss Purdey were in the same movie). Here some more of the Absolutely Fabulous Miss Lumley: