Dorothy Does Barb

Barbaria1 · Jan 19, 2016

Dorothy must not have enough to do these days. She has been PMing me some art, just for fun, in which she insists on getting me into trouble or worse. They are really quite good manips, and should be shared ... so I will post them here in the coming days for everyone's enjoyment:

Umm Dottie, these crosses seem to have been used before.

Dottie! What are you looking so happy about!!!

The recruiting poster said "enlist and see the world" .... well, could be worse, at least they are going to let me wear my dog tags ...

You mean Al Jazeera wants to interview me?

Barbaria1 · Jan 20, 2016

Today's Dorothy does Barb ....

Um, Dottie ... I thought you said these guys just wanted us to play poker with them for clothes ...

That's what I get for joining the cheerleader squad of a team that loses ...

Barbaria1 · Jan 20, 2016

Here is Thursday's installment of Dorothy does Barb.

Oh, stop with that "me Tarzan, you Jane crap" and come down out of that Tree and rescue me!

Barbaria1 · Jan 21, 2016

Hey! Wait! Dorothy! You are not going to leave me here like this? What if the locals find me?

Barbaria1 · Jan 21, 2016

Damn it Dorothy! When you talked me into casting as extras in this "sun and sandals" film, you didn't say anything about them using nails!!!

And, where are you? Why haven't they nailed and raised you yet, Dorothy? And why are those two guys back there so happy? Oh Dorothy, you didn't did you?

Dorothy Brown · Jan 21, 2016

Barbaria1 said:
View attachment 322929 Damn it Dorothy! When you talked me into casting as extras in this "sun and sandals" film, you didn't say anything about them using nails!!!

And, where are you? Why haven't they nailed and raised you yet, Dorothy. And why are those two guys back there so happy? Oh Dorothy, you didn't did you?

YES I DID

Barbaria1 · Jan 21, 2016

Dorothy Brown said:
YES I DID

Knew it

Barbaria1 · Jan 22, 2016

Dorothy said to me, "Barb, you really need to stick your neck out and try new things."

Barbaria1 · Jan 22, 2016

Acme Executions and Mortuary Services .... we save you money on transportation costs!

Dorothy! This is the last time I will ever agree to go on holiday with you! Why didn't you warn me?

Eulalia · Jan 22, 2016

I hope your travel insurance covers loss of vital possessions

thehangingtree · Jan 22, 2016

Eulalia said:
I hope your travel insurance covers loss of vital possessions

Then you get into the whole 'hazardous waste' thing... Is the petroleum-based body-bag worse for the environment that her quivering headless body in an unlined grave???

Tree

Barbaria1 · Jan 22, 2016

thehangingtree said:
Then you get into the whole 'hazardous waste' thing... Is the petroleum-based body-bag worse for the environment that her quivering headless body in an unlined grave???

Tree

Quivering? You mean I am not dead yet? Will live to post more of Dorothy's warped little mind creations here? Wow.

thehangingtree · Jan 22, 2016

Barbaria1 said:
Quivering? You mean I am not dead yet? Will live to post more of Dorothy's warped little mind creations here? Wow.

I am setting up a thread based on this theme... No, not Dorothy's warped mind; I am not that good!!!

What if the body dies but the head is kept alive???

Barbaria1 · Jan 22, 2016

thehangingtree said:
I am setting up a thread based on this theme... No, not Dorothy's warped mind; I am not that good!!!

What if the body dies but the head is kept alive???

"Twilight zone" or the "living dead"... been done before Tree.

thehangingtree · Jan 22, 2016

Barbaria1 said:
"Twilight zone" or the "living dead"... been done before Jim.

Damn... Do I give this up and not let Miss Moore try it???

LittleSiss · Jan 23, 2016

Barbaria1 said:
View attachment 323129 Acme Executions and Mortuary Services .... we save you money on transportation costs!

View attachment 323131 Dorothy! This is the last time I will ever agree to go on holiday with you! Why didn't you warn me?

Not the first time that Barb gets ahead of herself.

LittleSiss · Jan 23, 2016

Barbaria1 said:
"Twilight zone" or the "living dead"... been done before Jim.

I'll say it has!!!

http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/the-cf-twilight-zone.2390/#post-60206

Dorothy Brown · Jan 23, 2016

I`m surprised you lot are around today, according to our news
you are buried in deep snow. blessing for me really the cold
will keep the men`s cocks harder for longer, dream on Dorothy

Barbaria1 · Jan 23, 2016

Ok, Dorothy its a great pic to show the folks at home when our holiday is over. Now hurry and snap it so I can get dressed and we can go have some lunch. Dorothy? Dorothy? No!!! This is no time to shag the tribesmen. Dorothy, come back! Dorothy! ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ummm. I could have sworn the "extra contract" for this film, said we wouldn't actually be nailed. I also could have sworn, I was promised a loin cloth. Hey you! Stop looking so smug and get me down! And stop taking close ups down there with that camera! What kind of film crew is this anyway?

Dorothy Brown · Jan 23, 2016

Barbaria on the Jessica 3000. just before she starts screaming

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