El Coyote's Odds And Ends

[Dorothy Brown]

Well i have been called some things but never a bargain.
i suppose i could put my prices up if i moved to London

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Step Into My Parlour Said The Spider To The Fly

 

[Barbaria1]

Step Into My Parlour Said The Spider To The Fly

You love spiders???

WELL, I DON’T ...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Oddments

 

[Dorothy Brown]

You love spiders???

WELL, I DON’T ...

I Thought That Would Get You Going
Most Women Hate Them,Probably
Frightened About Where They Would Go

 

[Migoz2]

Oddments

I particularly like the Viking one

 

[Barbaria1]

,Probably
Frightened About Where They Would Go

What? You mean the would go ..... oh shit

 

[Migoz2]

What? You mean the would go ..... oh shit

There's a thought......

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

I Thought That Would Get You Going
Most Women Hate Them,Probably
Frightened About Where They Would Go

They don't bother me one teeny bit...
I just pick them up,or scoop.into a glass,and chuck them outside with a firm "Now,fuck OFF !!"
Obviously my vocation in life (apart from crucifixion...)

 

[Dorothy Brown]

What? You mean the would go ..... oh shit

That`s probably why we are wary of them
they move so quick and we have a couple
of tunnels they could crawl into same goes
for mice.
a lady who was a land girl during wartime
once told me she was working in a field
with another girl when a small animal
mouse, vole ran up her and into her
love tunnel and she die in agony
i still don`t believe that but she swears it`s true

 

[Kathy]

That`s probably why we are wary of them
they move so quick and we have a couple
of tunnels they could crawl into same goes
for mice.
a lady who was a land girl during wartime
once told me she was working in a field
with another girl when a small animal
mouse, vole ran up her and into her
love tunnel and she die in agony
i still don`t believe that but she swears it`s true

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

That`s probably why we are wary of them
they move so quick and we have a couple
of tunnels they could crawl into same goes
for mice.
a lady who was a land girl during wartime
once told me she was working in a field
with another girl when a small animal
mouse, vole ran up her and into her
love tunnel and she die in agony
i still don`t believe that but she swears it`s true

Her,or the Mouse ?? Lol

 

[connoisseurs]

vole ran up her and into her
love tunnel

That would say a lot about the condition of her love tunnel

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Come on Boys give us a bath
fifty pence a throw, the two
stools are locked so
when you hit the target we
both plunge down together
make us scream boys

 

[Ted Parry]

Come on Boys give us a bath
fifty pence a throw, the two
stools are locked so
when you hit the target we
both plunge down together
make us scream boys

Even though I can't say it properly yet ... I would love to DUCK YOU DOTTY ...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Even though I can't say it properly yet ... I would love to DUCK YOU DOTTY ...

And i would let you Ted i would volunteer to do
that anytime it made me hot just making that
picture and the water has to be icy cold

 

[Barbaria1]

Come on Boys give us a bath
fifty pence a throw, the two
stools are locked so
when you hit the target we
both plunge down together
make us scream boys

DOTTIE!!!!!

You didn’t tell me what’s in that water!

 

[Migoz2]

make us scream boys

Somehow an 's' has crept into that word:

"make us cream boys"

 

[Loxuru]

DOTTIE!!!!!

You didn’t tell me what’s in that water!

What makes you think it is water anyway?

 

[Dorothy Brown]

DOTTIE!!!!!

You didn’t tell me what’s in that water!

It`s just freezing cold water Barbaria
both tubs freshly filled by Yorkshire
Water it will take your breath away
when some lucky guy hit`s the target