For Hanging And Noose Lovers!

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Bump...

They don't call it The Wild West for nothing.

 

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And the padre did his best to appear to be looking the other way.

Not just the padre from the look of things in that pic.

 

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Plus, since men often ejaculate when hung (or so the stories say), she's reducing a potentially messy situation. This is public hygiene at its finest.

Unlikely that the sheriff will buy that explanation. He has other things to do, you know.

 

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OIKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GASP ARGHHHH

So, uh, Barb, you're now in charge of sound effects?

 

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Please don't make me go into any more gory details. http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/Hanging_myths.pdf

I can't speak for anyone else, of course, but I sure won't. I think you and I feel the same way about this delicate(?)subject.

 

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I'm always guilty of something, I'm not a rebel for nothing.

Don't be so sure. Rebels at CF generally end up executed in terrible fashion with nothing to show for their sacrifice.

 

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Joining the rebel band here are you? Do so at your own risk. Everyone who does usually ends up writhing about naked on a cross.

Or at the end of a pole or a rope - no place fun(for you)in any case unless you are a masochist.

 

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I am sure your executioners will be more than happy to comply with your last request.

Not if they are cross with you, however.

 

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'The Hanging Tree' was picked long as my moniker before I joined here and I was a notorious hangman so I am sure I can accommodate your desires. Now step up to the noose...
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We need a noose reporter for this.

 

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From experience, Dorothy???
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And a great experience it is, too, especially if you get to observe the proceedings without participating directly.

 

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Tree has hung quite a number of the women here on CF ... some more than once

Yes, the fun never ends at CF.

 

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If he were good at it, he'd only need to do it once.

Not necessarily. Seems the women here have rubber necks. Makes the job so much harder.

 

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I've never hanged the same woman on the same thread... though concept interests me...

Well, in that case, there's always a first time for everything and no shortage of female volunteers.

 

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“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”

― Mae West

Mae West never saw this place.

 

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One thread per woman, that's quite normal for hangings, Tree

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And one rope.

 

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One thread per woman, that's quite normal for hangings, Tree

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Pic #1 - Would be nice, maybe, to be able to read that sign around the prisoner's neck. Probably not complimentary in any case.

 

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One thread per woman, that's quite normal for hangings, Tree

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Pic #2 - The fat farm still needs to reduce its membership to make room for new members. Everybody wants in on this.

 

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Well those four pictures won`t open Mr Tree
but from experience i remember walking into
the studio one morning wearing a tight black
leather skirt, more like a belt than a skirt,and
everything went quiet with all the guys looking
at me with their mouths wide open,and i could`nt
understand why, that`s just how daft i used to be.
you do some very stupid things in your late teens.
but even today if i dress in a short tight leather
skirt everything stops and i`m on my back.
the only time it does`nt work is when he is
watching Manchester United.i hav`nt cracked
that one yet.

Maybe if the Man U players start wearing skirts. Then they'd be Scotsmen, though. Well, I tried.

 

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Inspires a story.

The judge was fed up with having hung juries. This time, he happened to have a jury that was all female, with a median age of 25. He decided to teach them a lesson.

He ordered the bailiff to take the twelve women down to the basement. The judge followed. He told the women he was on the verge of finding them in contempt of court and throwing them in jail where all the butch lesbians would have their way with them. He told them he would offer them an alternative that would allow them to experience firsthand the harmful effects hung juries had on the judicial system.

"Strip!" ordered the judge.

Embarrassed, humiliated, but not wanting to experience involuntary lesbian sex, the twelve women slowly, sobbingly stripped. They also complied when the judge ordered them to put their hands behind their backs. They were then handcuffed.

Nooses were placed around their necks before they knew it. Their terror rapidly increased when they heard and winching sound and felt themselves slowly being pulled up by the neck until they were standing on their tippee-toes.

"Not fun, is it?" asked the judge rhetorically. Then, he and his bailiffs started to fiendishly tickle-torture every square inch of the exposed flesh of the naked women, reserving their most exquisite strokes for the women's semi-exposed soles. Once each woman pisssed herself, the judge ordered the bailff to release her.

Wasted opportunity here. The judge really could have had himself a hung(actually hanged)jury. Too bad.

 

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Laeticia, you have a real interest in this topic, don't you

Let me offer just one for today.
The last moments, she faces her fate. Breasts hanging free, arms bound to her sides, she's invited to take the last voluntary act of her life, and puts her head in the noose.

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Not that she really has a choice.