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How Would You Take My Head?
- Thread starter Vashlives
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I'd have to go with the guillotine option. Too much practice involved in getting good with the axe. Perhaps I would get you to assemble the guillotine beforehand. Yes, that sounds like a good plan. 
After all, you have a vested interest in it working properly. 
It's that or me hacking away at you for a bit. 
Remind me; why do I want your head?
After all, you have a vested interest in it working properly. It's that or me hacking away at you for a bit. Remind me; why do I want your head?
jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
Crops didn't grow and the king can't get hard anymore.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Before the execution, you are locked up near the execution site. So, you will hear the noise of the scaffold being raised and the guillotine being tested.
Then, you pushed your luck by calling him a frustrated eunuch.
1794. Amidst the Terror, you remind Robespierre that he once has written a flaming pamphlet against capital punishment. The good man reacts by inviting you to a talk. With a good glass of red wine, Robespierre explains you that, deep in his heart, he has not changed his mind. But unfortunately, saving the French Revolution, needs these exceptional measures. He confidentially tells you that the Terror terribly torments and terrifies his own conscience. He sincerely hopes that, when the Revolution will succeed, capital punishment can be banished forever! At the end, he thanks you for coming to discuss this matter and for expressing so openly your opinion.
Then, you pushed your luck by calling him a frustrated eunuch.
Sometimes the old orthodox reasons are best, yes. Tested and reliable.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I imagine that happening while Henry VIII ruling, but let us not take him as a standard for orthodoxy.
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Yes Love, i fly you out to Islamabad. there we are met by
a pakistani butcher who drives us to his squalid abattoir
there you are stripped naked, hands tied behind your back
and put on the butchers block, he pulls your head back by
your hair,you never see the knife, and slices through your
neck, two main arteries, foodpipe and windpipe . your head
is hanging from your spinal cord as you bleed out. then the
cleaver removes your head. you are gutted, cleaned and your
body parts are for sale in his shop window next day, your
head goes in the mincer making dog and cat food.
only trouble with that was an hour later he slaughtered me
and our meat was side by side in his shop window. my
return ticket was never used
a pakistani butcher who drives us to his squalid abattoir
there you are stripped naked, hands tied behind your back
and put on the butchers block, he pulls your head back by
your hair,you never see the knife, and slices through your
neck, two main arteries, foodpipe and windpipe . your head
is hanging from your spinal cord as you bleed out. then the
cleaver removes your head. you are gutted, cleaned and your
body parts are for sale in his shop window next day, your
head goes in the mincer making dog and cat food.
only trouble with that was an hour later he slaughtered me
and our meat was side by side in his shop window. my
return ticket was never used
Dorothy has such a fun imagination
... and I suppose her best body parts are laid out for sale with little tags identifying them
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I guess, Vashlives, you expected a reason for a honorouble execution, and not ending up in a squalid abattoir, to get served as a roast beef. That was counting without Dorothy.Anyway, she gave you have a reason that beats them all : loosing your head by Dorothy Brown
."Premium meat! Juicy premium meat! Special import! Premium meat! Premium fresh meat! Quality guaranteed by Dorothy Brown!"
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
Dorothy has such a fun imagination
Well Barbaria with that scenario men always seem to go
for a plate full of boobs, but i have it from a butchers mouth
that boobs for eating are a no no , all fat, no use at all
I think if you read Dolcett cartoons....the delicacy is "cunt" fillets or something like that.
Me would certainly brought jokes about government or welfare committee under the national razor. Perhaps international contacts about CF.
Not so. I would prefer a nice rump over boobs any day.
Vashlives
Assistant executioner
I wouldn't produce that kind of fillet..I think if you read Dolcett cartoons....the delicacy is "cunt" fillets or something like that.
No. However, other members of the "cognoscenti" have an interest in other delicacies.
(he said, noting that a thread about beheading had evolved into "Cooking with Dorothy")
Dorothy Brown
Brown Sugar
No. However, other members of the "cognoscenti" have an interest in other delicacies.
he got beheaded with a butchers cleaver
Yes. I saw. Very careless.