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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
As far as I find out, DeNiro never played an iconic role in a war movie, which was prerequisite to be casted here.Robert Duvall, eh? Not Jerry Orbach? I was thinking someone more New York, like DeNiro, maybe. But, "Charlie don't surf"....
Don't bother! Just enjoy 'the smell of napalm in the morning', Goldman!
As far as I find out, DeNiro never played an iconic role in a war movie, which was prerequisite to be casted here.
Don't bother! Just enjoy 'the smell of napalm in the morning', Goldman!
I was so excited about appearing in a 20th Century Lox production ... until I found out about the casting couch and the issue of fine print in contracts. 
No wonder it's called 20th Century Lox. They haven't gotten around yet to respecting women and women's bodies in a 21st century way.
windar
Teller of Tales
Maybe I shouldn't ask, but what is the 21st century way of respecting women's bodies? Is there some high-tech gadget you would recommend?
I am quite happy with David Niven playing me.
Naraku
Draconarius
John Wayne as Racing Rodent? seriously?
I was thinking something more like this:
Or this:
Or even this:
I was thinking something more like this:
Or this:
Or even this:
Perhaps you've forgotten "The Deer Hunter":As far as I find out, DeNiro never played an iconic role in a war movie, which was prerequisite to be casted here.
Don't bother! Just enjoy 'the smell of napalm in the morning', Goldman!
Me too!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Wayne desperately wanted a part in this movie!
(because of Barb's presence?)
And RR deperately wanted a beret with a specific colour (see page 1 of this thread) :
So the choice was obvious!What colour is his beret and whose cap badge is he sporting?
After all, it was Corporal RR who came in the story to the idea to simply radio for asking an evacuation by helicopter, which saved the MASH unit. So we could not put him away with Benny Hill!
You are right! I overlooked that one!
Perhaps because the movie disappointed me?
Kathy
Terra Nova Tramp
View attachment 708167I was so excited about appearing in a 20th Century Lox production ... until I found out about the casting couch and the issue of fine print in contracts.
No wonder it's called 20th Century Lox. They haven't gotten around yet to respecting women and women's bodies in a 21st century way.
Where can I sign up to work for them.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
I was so excited about appearing in a 20th Century Lox production ... until I found out about the casting couch and the issue of fine print in contracts.
No wonder it's called 20th Century Lox. They haven't gotten around yet to respecting women and women's bodies in a 21st century way.
A notice from the Communications Department from 20th Century Lox.
Our company wishes to emphasise that we still respect the Hays Code.
In our Westerns, the bad guy will always wear a black Stetson.
connoisseurs
Senator
You said it!
connoisseurs
Senator
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conno? I`m flattered. Even when the height is nearly right, you would need at least two of me to get the same amount of muscels for one Arni. But I hope my english is one day as good and accent-free as his
Conno becoming Gouverneur in California? Sounds good
Conno becoming Gouverneur in California? Sounds good
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Since Dinero is available, he clearly is the best choice for General Praetorius!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
With that cute little mustache?
In fact, David Niven was an officer in the British Army, a graduate from Sandhurst, who served in the Highland Infantry in the early 1930's. He resigned his commission, seeing no future in the army, to become an actor. At the outbreak of WWII, he returned to the army, was recommissioned as a Lieutenant again, joined the Commandos, saw action, and ended the war as a Lieutenant-Colonel.
Well, you can see something of that officer's background in his acting posture.
Barb, PrPr, Windar and RR put together this systematic libel of the U.S. Army high command, frontline combat medical personnel, American college social fraternities, and pretty much everything that’s good and decent
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/resour...-by-p-praetorio-windar-and-racing-rodent.705/
and it’s fun.
Thanks, Apostate, for the kind review